I FINALLY GOT A JOB!!!
27 days unemployed, dozens of applications, countless painstaking interviews, all comes to an end!
I start tomorrow as an IT Help Desk Technician for an aerospace defense contractor. We do something with fighter jets and missiles and stuff, I don't know, sounds cool to me. I just keep their computers, printers, and networks going.
They're providing me with a Secret clearance, CompTIA Security+CE, great pay, exceptional benefits, work/life balance, (and an IT department that isn't on a shoestring budget).
Literally something out of a dream.
Aaaaand, now I work for the rest of my life 'till retirement or death do us part.