Discussion in 'Games' started by Darkrider_LS, May 8, 2015.
Likes to stick his tongue into the spinning blade on a drone.
Constantly drones on and on til your ears bleed
Recognizes cocktail hour for every time zone.
Loves to slam a 12 pack then race the go-kart around the neighborhood chasing the lil kids
Pretends he's drunk while driving so he'd get pulled over and laugh at the cops when he blows 0.
I'm not saying some of your co-workers are so slow but,
They are so slow...they would have to speed-up to stop.
Gives carpet burns during oral sex.
Its an LS transplant.
Combs his Wattle 5 times a day.
Carries a blanket at all times.
Has a bumper sticker that reads "Dislexics are Teople Poo"
Called the shit poo
His secret nickname is Caca Doodle Poo.
That's funny cause caca is shit in Spanish.
His his age, his favorite kind of plans are CANCELLED PLANS.
Goes by the porn star name "Ringo a Go-Go"
Calls the drain plug in his boat, "The Butt Plug"
His Dentist told him he needed a crown. He was like "I know, RIGHT?"
Can recite the alphabet backwards for those times he's pulled over on suspicion of DUI.
Puts a bounty on the guy who didn't put a new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser.
Still working on his PHD.
He finally mastered riding a unicycle while juggling cheeseburgers
Has a tire dump in his yard.
Dances around naked while chanting for snow
Sets mattresses on fire.
Fully supports Hulk Hogan for President
Will join the war if need be just to give "rocket man" a swirly.
Kneels in protest of 1/2 price happy hour
Faints every time he sees Spongebob Squarepants.
Regularly sacrifice's lambs to appease the rock n roll gods
Refuse to give less than 100% in anything he does. Last seen on the way to the blood bank to donate blood.
Thinks "The walking Dead" is a documentary.
In honoring Hugh Hefner tomorrow, in memory of his life, he will be at half staff.
Is still in mourning and at half staff
Only has a half staff.
Roped the moon and rode it into tomorrow land
Cries while watching Bambi.
---of course I do---so many deer could have been harvested and filled my dinner skillets!
The epic mooseman is slowly spinning in circles as my postings of today have blown away his sense of center in this universe!
In that hard exterior lies a really squishy interior.
Won this years hot dog eating contest!
Won this years watermelon eating contest.
Swallows bubble gum hoping to fart a bubble
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