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Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Likes to stick his tongue into the spinning blade on a drone.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Constantly drones on and on til your ears bleed
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Loves to slam a 12 pack then race the go-kart around the neighborhood chasing the lil kids
 
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Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Pretends he's drunk while driving so he'd get pulled over and laugh at the cops when he blows 0.
 
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Redbeard

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Jan 26, 2013
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I'm not saying some of your co-workers are so slow but,
They are so slow...they would have to speed-up to stop.
 

Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Gives carpet burns during oral sex.
 

Blackwater

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Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
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Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Carries a blanket at all times.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Called the shit poo
 
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Blackwater

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Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
His secret nickname is Caca Doodle Poo.

That's funny cause caca is shit in Spanish.
 
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Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Goes by the porn star name "Ringo a Go-Go"
 

Blackwater

Member
Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Calls the drain plug in his boat, "The Butt Plug"
 

Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Can recite the alphabet backwards for those times he's pulled over on suspicion of DUI.
 
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Blackwater

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Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Puts a bounty on the guy who didn't put a new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser.
 
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HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
He finally mastered riding a unicycle while juggling cheeseburgers
 

Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Has a tire dump in his yard.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Dances around naked while chanting for snow
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Fully supports Hulk Hogan for President
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Kneels in protest of 1/2 price happy hour
 
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Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Faints every time he sees Spongebob Squarepants.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Regularly sacrifice's lambs to appease the rock n roll gods
 

Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Thinks "The walking Dead" is a documentary.
 
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HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Is still in mourning and at half staff
 

Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Only has a half staff.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Roped the moon and rode it into tomorrow land
 
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Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Cries while watching Bambi.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
---of course I do---so many deer could have been harvested and filled my dinner skillets!


The epic mooseman is slowly spinning in circles as my postings of today have blown away his sense of center in this universe!
 
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Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
In that hard exterior lies a really squishy interior.
 

HARDTRAILZ

Moderator
Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Won this years hot dog eating contest!
 

Blackwater

Member
Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Won this years watermelon eating contest.
 

HARDTRAILZ

Moderator
Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Swallows bubble gum hoping to fart a bubble
 

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