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[HARDTRAILZ]

likes to sit on thumb tacks

 

[Blackwater]

Still likes to eat glue. Super Glue.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Flies under the radar and right into the side of buildings

 

[Redbeard]

Is Patenting an indoor trash bin that keeps getting taller until someone finally decides to take the garbage out.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Keeps trying to convince himself that turkey bacon doesnt suck

 

[Redbeard]

The closest he's been to a diet this year is erasing food searches from his browser history.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Eats fried bologna daily to keep is sodium levels up

 

[Redbeard]

Considers having fun by calling in sick to places he doesn't even work at.

 

[Blackwater]

Builds his on fan belts out of inter-tubes.

 

[Redbeard]

Once wrote a letter to Microsoft stating:
Dear Microsoft word,
I'm pretty sure I spelled my name right.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Dances around the fire naked chanting GMT GMT GMT

 

[Blackwater]

Likes to beat a drum naked while watching red beard dance around a fire.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Digs graves in his yard to practice for when he finally decided to be the serial killer he is destined to be

 

[Mooseman]

Believes electricity is the devil's work.

 

[Blackwater]

Is afraid Blackwater will go Bob Lee Swagger.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Fights fire with fire

 

[Mooseman]

Fights old ladies with a wet noodle

 

[Blackwater]

Fights fire with fire

That's funny, I'm a volunteer Fire Fighter/Lead Mechanic

Fights old ladies with a wet noodle

Eats Roman and Mac and Cheese

 

[Mooseman]

Uses leeches to take care of that "little" problem.

 

[Blackwater]

Uses Aviation gas in his lawnmower.

 

[Mooseman]

Put a 6.0 LS2 in a Citation but keeps blowing the stock trannys.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Dreams of one day owning a lebaron convertible

 

[Mooseman]

Owns a patent for square tires.

 

[Blackwater]

uses O-rings for exhaust gaskets.

 

[Mooseman]

Owns stock in the Acme O-ring Company.

 

[Blackwater]

Second most valued customer after Wile E. Coyote

 

[Redbeard]

Wonders why there is so much pressure to spend Independence Day with other people.

 

[Mooseman]

Tired of adding air to his tires, he filled them with cement. New has the fuel economy of a dump truck.

 

[Blackwater]

Wonders why there is so much pressure to spend Independence Day with other people.

All you need is one hot girl.

Tired of adding air to his tires, he filled them with cement. New has the fuel economy of a dump truck.

Thinks bald tires make good drag slicks.

 

[Mooseman]

Never found out who shot JR

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Still thinks this is all a dream

 

[Mooseman]

Thinks he's Neo.

 

[Redbeard]

Thinks his guardian angel drinks.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Has daddy issues that leave him drinking with his angel

 

[Blackwater]

Uses a swing set to remove engines.

 

[Mooseman]

Heading to Texas to test his new hurricane umbrellas.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Rides wheelies on his motorized cooler

 

[Mooseman]

Watches electric scooter drag races at Walmart.

 

[Blackwater]

Thinks the guy operating the tree is a paid man after he looses.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Does burnouts on mopeds while wearing a mullet wig