Discussion in 'Games' started by Darkrider_LS, May 8, 2015.
likes to sit on thumb tacks
Still likes to eat glue. Super Glue.
Flies under the radar and right into the side of buildings
Is Patenting an indoor trash bin that keeps getting taller until someone finally decides to take the garbage out.
Keeps trying to convince himself that turkey bacon doesnt suck
The closest he's been to a diet this year is erasing food searches from his browser history.
Eats fried bologna daily to keep is sodium levels up
Considers having fun by calling in sick to places he doesn't even work at.
Builds his on fan belts out of inter-tubes.
Once wrote a letter to Microsoft stating:
Dear Microsoft word,
I'm pretty sure I spelled my name right.
Dances around the fire naked chanting GMT GMT GMT
Likes to beat a drum naked while watching red beard dance around a fire.
Digs graves in his yard to practice for when he finally decided to be the serial killer he is destined to be
Believes electricity is the devil's work.
Is afraid Blackwater will go Bob Lee Swagger.
Fights fire with fire
Fights old ladies with a wet noodle
That's funny, I'm a volunteer Fire Fighter/Lead Mechanic
Eats Roman and Mac and Cheese
Uses leeches to take care of that "little" problem.
Uses Aviation gas in his lawnmower.
Put a 6.0 LS2 in a Citation but keeps blowing the stock trannys.
Dreams of one day owning a lebaron convertible
Owns a patent for square tires.
uses O-rings for exhaust gaskets.
Owns stock in the Acme O-ring Company.
Second most valued customer after Wile E. Coyote
Wonders why there is so much pressure to spend Independence Day with other people.
Tired of adding air to his tires, he filled them with cement. New has the fuel economy of a dump truck.
All you need is one hot girl.
Thinks bald tires make good drag slicks.
Never found out who shot JR
Still thinks this is all a dream
Thinks he's Neo.
Thinks his guardian angel drinks.
Has daddy issues that leave him drinking with his angel
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