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Redbeard

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Comes from a very small town.
Yep, it's so small he drives he don't even use turn signals.
Why not?
Everyone always knows where everyone else is going.
And they just know how good roadkill BBQ is.
 

Blackwater

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Treed more coons in one night than Billy Colman's Red bones in a week.
 
Once flew nightly bombing missions to the North Pole to try and stop Christmas since he hates the music so much
 

Redbeard

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Did you hear about the new e-reader he's developing? Reader’s Digest and
Amazon created software that will condense the books when you download them. He’s calling it the Dwindle.
 

Blackwater

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Uses concrete blocks to replace the broken legs on his couch.
 

Blackwater

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Loves messing with Hookers and Trannys.
 
Loves messing with Hookers and Trannys.
So what's wrong with messing with Hooker headers and Transmissions? :tongue:

Tried to rob a bank with a musket.
 
Had a beautiful sports car, but crashed it in a poorly executed attempt to create the Dukes of Hazzard
 

Blackwater

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Steals cable from his neighbors.
 
Coming to a theater near you. Khalid of Arabia. A man and his TrailBlazer traveling through the desert looking for mods who is robbed by 40 thieves. He is just a shell of a man, as well as his TrailBlazer, plotting his revenge so he can bring his love back to glory!