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[HARDTRAILZ]

Has never used indoor plumbing

 

[Redbeard]

Has been trying harder in his marriage since his spouse got a concealed weapons permit.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Took a trip around the sun and managed to not get burnt.

 

[Redbeard]

I once took a gal to Starbucks because I forgot her name.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Has been to prison so many times they etched his name over his cell

 

[Redbeard]

Once stole a donut truck and went on a high speed chase, because he thought it would be funny watching cops chase a donut truck on the news.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Still rides a donkey in every town parade even though they have forced him to now wear pants while riding.

 

[Redbeard]

Owns a tunable thong.
His thong whistles when he farts.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Once opened for Metallica playing only a keyboard and kick drum

 

[Redbeard]

Here's the latest selfie:

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Is still chasing around that damn chicken that crossed the road

 

[Redbeard]

Just last week attempted to staple water to a tree.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Still drinks from puddles

 

[Redbeard]

…wants you to collect roadkill for an "All U can Eat" Barbecue

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Loves to come over and eat my roadkill BBQ

 

[Redbeard]

Comes from a very small town.
Yep, it's so small he drives he don't even use turn signals.
Why not?
Everyone always knows where everyone else is going.
And they just know how good roadkill BBQ is.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Keeps tripping on his beard

 

[Mooseman]

Keeps stepping on his cock.

 

[Redbeard]

tripped up his cousin during the race...

 

[Blackwater]

Treed more coons in one night than Billy Colman's Red bones in a week.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Once flew nightly bombing missions to the North Pole to try and stop Christmas since he hates the music so much

 

[Redbeard]

Did you hear about the new e-reader he's developing? Reader’s Digest and
Amazon created software that will condense the books when you download them. He’s calling it the Dwindle.

 

[Mooseman]

Even though he can remove any bolt with his bare fingers, he still manages to strip them.

 

[Blackwater]

Uses concrete blocks to replace the broken legs on his couch.

 

[Mooseman]

Has to notify the city water works whenever he takes a dump.

 

[Blackwater]

Loves messing with Hookers and Trannys.

 

[Mooseman]

Loves messing with Hookers and Trannys.

So what's wrong with messing with Hooker headers and Transmissions?

Tried to rob a bank with a musket.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Once ran over a bank

with a tank

 

[Mooseman]

Loves to eat moose knuckles.

 

[Redbeard]

connoisseur of knuckle sandwiches, gives them out to anyone giving him lip.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Had a beautiful sports car, but crashed it in a poorly executed attempt to create the Dukes of Hazzard

 

[Redbeard]

He renamed his toilet. Instead of "the John" he calls his toilet "the Jim."
That way it sounds better when he says he goes to the Jim first thing every morning.

 

[Blackwater]

Steals cable from his neighbors.

 

[$ Khalid ! 9130]

Is part of the top secret task force, tasked with tracking down stolen cable connections

 

[Mooseman]

Is one of the White House leakers.

 

[Redbeard]

Purchased a 3-D printer to make 2-D printer ink cartridges.

 

[$ Khalid ! 9130]

Refills ink cartridges with new ink for a fee

 

[Mooseman]

Coming to a theater near you. Khalid of Arabia. A man and his TrailBlazer traveling through the desert looking for mods who is robbed by 40 thieves. He is just a shell of a man, as well as his TrailBlazer, plotting his revenge so he can bring his love back to glory!

 

[Redbeard]

Hides photos on his computer of himself petting animals at the zoo in
a file named Fireworks and vacuums so his dog won’t find them.

 

[Blackwater]

Uses thumb tacks to keep his headliner in place.