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[Mooseman]

Is part of the Dilbert fan club.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Is preparing for his rap battle with Eminem

 

[Blackwater]

Can taste the octane content when sampling Gasoline.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Understands that bullets and octane are the real commodities that matter

 

[Redbeard]

Hardtrailz bowling partner tonight...

 

[Mooseman]

Just upgraded his cell phone from a Motorola Startac to a Nokia 3310.

 

[Blackwater]

Understands that bullets and octane are the real commodities that matter

Reloading your own brass is the way to go.

Hit a moose with his TB. Backed over him and yelled "dumbass!"

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Is still trying to figure out what this GPS thing is that people talk about

 

[connorwallin]

Has to use a GPS to drive to his house

 

[Blackwater]

Has to use a GPS to drive to his house

My wife actually does.

Asks and follows the Postman to find his home.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Follows people around Walmart barking like a dog.

 

[Redbeard]

His bowling "partner" has four legs.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Loves the taste of purple

 

[Redbeard]

Goes to Burger king and asks directions to McDonalds.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Only drives golf carts in reverse

 

[Mooseman]

Thinks whacking a football with a golf club is normal.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Has a pet badger in his bathtub

 

[Redbeard]

Knows how to build a house out of gummy bears.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Has made it his life goal to prove gummy bears are better than gummy worms

 

[Redbeard]

Writes "Free Gumballs" on a piece of paper and tapes it to the gumball machine at Walmart.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Once played professional tennis just cause he liked to wear the lil short skirts

 

[Blackwater]

Likes to pretends he works there and stands at the front door to greet and check out the blue hair ladies that come at four in the morning and to help them into there Mart Cart.

 

[Mooseman]

Still has shares in Lehmann Brothers in case they bounce back.

 

[Redbeard]

Still believes Kodachrome can and will make a comeback and that digital photo's are just a flash in the pan saying they never really took off. Just no market for that tom foolery stuff especially in a phone.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

lives in a phonebooth and thinks he is Clark Kent

 

[Redbeard]

Places sticknotes on drive thru microphones that says "speaker broken. Please yell."

 

[Blackwater]

Still has shares in Lehmann Brothers in case they bounce back.

I had to look that up, never heard of them. I have always lived West of the Mississippi and South of the Mason Dixon. Well except when abroad.

Puts scotch tape on every mouse in his office.

 

[Mooseman]

Thinks Fannie Mae is a burlesque show.

 

[Blackwater]

Went to the strip club and fell in love with a white tail doe.

 

[Redbeard]

Sells teflon coated poles to the strip clubs for slide money.

 

[Blackwater]

Goes to Denny's after the club and hits on the waitress missing her front tooth.

 

[Mooseman]

Can't travel to Canada because he tries to snort the snow.

 

[Blackwater]

Eats the yellow snow when told he cant, because you cant tell him what to do.

 

[Redbeard]

Willingly will show anyone how to make his yellow snow recipe out in public.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Practices drifting in drive-thrus

 

[Blackwater]

Thinks if he saves his money that it will be worth something someday.

 

[Mooseman]

Overthinks changing a light bulb.

 

[Redbeard]

Doesn't worry about being a kleptomaniac. Says he can always take something for it.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Is know to frequent fast food joints wearing only whitey tighteys

 

[Redbeard]

He gets paid to be nice at work. And he's not sure why his friends and family expect that shit for free.