Likes to stick his tongue into the spinning blade on a drone.
Mooseman Moderator Dec 4, 2011 25,344 Ottawa, ON Aug 31, 2017 #2,201 Likes to stick his tongue into the spinning blade on a drone.
HARDTRAILZ Moderator Nov 18, 2011 49,665 Sep 1, 2017 #2,202 Constantly drones on and on til your ears bleed
R Redbeard Member Jan 26, 2013 3,480 Sep 1, 2017 #2,203 Recognizes cocktail hour for every time zone. Reactions: HARDTRAILZ
HARDTRAILZ Moderator Nov 18, 2011 49,665 Sep 1, 2017 #2,204 Loves to slam a 12 pack then race the go-kart around the neighborhood chasing the lil kids Reactions: Redbeard
Mooseman Moderator Dec 4, 2011 25,344 Ottawa, ON Sep 1, 2017 #2,205 Pretends he's drunk while driving so he'd get pulled over and laugh at the cops when he blows 0. Reactions: Redbeard
R Redbeard Member Jan 26, 2013 3,480 Sep 4, 2017 #2,206 I'm not saying some of your co-workers are so slow but, They are so slow...they would have to speed-up to stop.
I'm not saying some of your co-workers are so slow but, They are so slow...they would have to speed-up to stop.
Mooseman Moderator Dec 4, 2011 25,344 Ottawa, ON Sep 4, 2017 #2,207 Gives carpet burns during oral sex.
Blackwater Member Aug 14, 2015 477 Lawton, OK Sep 4, 2017 #2,208 HARDTRAILZ said: Does burnouts on mopeds while wearing a mullet wig Click to expand... Its an LS transplant. Combs his Wattle 5 times a day. Reactions: Mooseman
HARDTRAILZ said: Does burnouts on mopeds while wearing a mullet wig Click to expand... Its an LS transplant. Combs his Wattle 5 times a day.
R Redbeard Member Jan 26, 2013 3,480 Sep 5, 2017 #2,210 Has a bumper sticker that reads "Dislexics are Teople Poo"
Blackwater Member Aug 14, 2015 477 Lawton, OK Sep 5, 2017 #2,212 His secret nickname is Caca Doodle Poo. That's funny cause caca is shit in Spanish. Reactions: Redbeard
R Redbeard Member Jan 26, 2013 3,480 Sep 10, 2017 #2,213 His his age, his favorite kind of plans are CANCELLED PLANS. Reactions: Mooseman
Mooseman Moderator Dec 4, 2011 25,344 Ottawa, ON Sep 10, 2017 #2,214 Goes by the porn star name "Ringo a Go-Go"
Blackwater Member Aug 14, 2015 477 Lawton, OK Sep 10, 2017 #2,215 Calls the drain plug in his boat, "The Butt Plug"
R Redbeard Member Jan 26, 2013 3,480 Sep 10, 2017 #2,216 His Dentist told him he needed a crown. He was like "I know, RIGHT?" Reactions: Mooseman
Mooseman Moderator Dec 4, 2011 25,344 Ottawa, ON Sep 11, 2017 #2,217 Can recite the alphabet backwards for those times he's pulled over on suspicion of DUI. Reactions: Redbeard
Blackwater Member Aug 14, 2015 477 Lawton, OK Sep 11, 2017 #2,218 Puts a bounty on the guy who didn't put a new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. Reactions: Redbeard
R Redbeard Member Jan 26, 2013 3,480 Sep 14, 2017 #2,219 Still working on his PHD. Projects Half Done. Reactions: Blackwater and Mooseman
HARDTRAILZ Moderator Nov 18, 2011 49,665 Sep 25, 2017 #2,220 He finally mastered riding a unicycle while juggling cheeseburgers
HARDTRAILZ Moderator Nov 18, 2011 49,665 Sep 26, 2017 #2,222 Dances around naked while chanting for snow
xavierny25 Member Mar 16, 2014 6,324 Staten Island, N.Y Sep 26, 2017 #2,225 Will join the war if need be just to give "rocket man" a swirly.
HARDTRAILZ Moderator Nov 18, 2011 49,665 Sep 26, 2017 #2,226 Kneels in protest of 1/2 price happy hour Reactions: Redbeard
Mooseman Moderator Dec 4, 2011 25,344 Ottawa, ON Sep 27, 2017 #2,227 Faints every time he sees Spongebob Squarepants.
HARDTRAILZ Moderator Nov 18, 2011 49,665 Sep 27, 2017 #2,228 Regularly sacrifice's lambs to appease the rock n roll gods
R Redbeard Member Jan 26, 2013 3,480 Sep 29, 2017 #2,229 Refuse to give less than 100% in anything he does. Last seen on the way to the blood bank to donate blood. Reactions: Mooseman
Refuse to give less than 100% in anything he does. Last seen on the way to the blood bank to donate blood.
Mooseman Moderator Dec 4, 2011 25,344 Ottawa, ON Sep 29, 2017 #2,230 Thinks "The walking Dead" is a documentary. Reactions: Redbeard
R Redbeard Member Jan 26, 2013 3,480 Sep 29, 2017 #2,231 In honoring Hugh Hefner tomorrow, in memory of his life, he will be at half staff.
HARDTRAILZ Moderator Nov 18, 2011 49,665 Oct 11, 2017 #2,234 Roped the moon and rode it into tomorrow land Reactions: Redbeard
HARDTRAILZ Moderator Nov 18, 2011 49,665 Oct 11, 2017 #2,236 ---of course I do---so many deer could have been harvested and filled my dinner skillets! The epic mooseman is slowly spinning in circles as my postings of today have blown away his sense of center in this universe! Reactions: Redbeard
---of course I do---so many deer could have been harvested and filled my dinner skillets! The epic mooseman is slowly spinning in circles as my postings of today have blown away his sense of center in this universe!
Mooseman Moderator Dec 4, 2011 25,344 Ottawa, ON Oct 11, 2017 #2,237 In that hard exterior lies a really squishy interior.
Blackwater Member Aug 14, 2015 477 Lawton, OK Oct 15, 2017 #2,239 Won this years watermelon eating contest.
HARDTRAILZ Moderator Nov 18, 2011 49,665 Oct 16, 2017 #2,240 Swallows bubble gum hoping to fart a bubble