Discussion in 'Games' started by Darkrider_LS, May 8, 2015.
Carries around pocket full of jelly beans he throws at old people when driving.
Purchased a tea towel and dish rag for his mother this Christmas with a tag that says "enjoy your new washer and dryer."
Enjoys bologna and jelly sandwiches
Wants to ban Pre-Shredded cheese.
To make AMERICA grate again.
Wants to fix his breaks.
Only drives in reverse at night
Doesn't drive in reverse because his tires are unidirectional.
Once used the phrase "peruse through the myriad".
Presses the Auto Pilot button on the dash and a blow up doll pops out of the steering wheel.
Hopes that one day we will go back to six volt electrical systems on automobiles.
Honestly, I'm partial to 24V systems.
Installs a fog horn on the TB to make other drivers feel they being trailed by a large ship while driving in the fog.
Gets in fights with old ladies to prove he is a tuff guy
Likes to disguise as old ladies. That's where we met.
In my defense, HE/SHE hit me first.
just makes up sh*t so he could be in the thread,.. via post #2289
His motivation doesn't make up for his lack of intelligence.
Has a high tolerance level for many things…Except Stupid.
Being a veteran, I have acquired the ability to wait for hours, clean anything, repair most anything, acquire and redistribute items. Dealing with stupidity was not one of them. Even now this foreign military wants my civilian *** to move my Civilian Car to look like my other two colleges in the grass where we park. Grass hasn't been cut in weeks and is grown up, trash and cigarette butts everywhere and they're worried the Colonel might say something about three civilian cars? If I was the Colonel, that may not be an issue unless it is a parking lot with painted spaces.
Uses Christmas lights to light up the wheel wells of his TB.
Uses his juvenile veteran status in an attempt to impress his minions.
Admires men in uniform, PT uniform.
Pees every time he sees a cop
Points up into the sky and say "look a dead bird" just to see how many people look.
You know if that was true, I pee a lot. First responder
Grow his beard out to audition for the Soggy Bottom Boys.
With his ball and bat in hand he walked to home plate in an empty baseball field.
He threw the ball up in the air and announced, “I am the best ball player ever!”
He swung with all his power, but missed.
He did the same thing and missed again. He picked up the ball, tossed it up one more time and said, “I am the best ball player in the world!”
Then he swung and missed again.
“Wow! he said. “What a pitcher!”
Grew his beard out of audition with the Soggy Bottom Boys.
Sent that "Ancestry" site some info on his family tree. They sent him back a pack of seeds and suggest that he just start over.
Snorts garlic salt every morning to get his day started
His therapist says he has a preoccupation with vengeance.
he responded with "We’ll see about that."
Thought he was superman but found out he is batman
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