Being a veteran, I have acquired the ability to wait for hours, clean anything, repair most anything, acquire and redistribute items. Dealing with stupidity was not one of them. Even now this foreign military wants my civilian *** to move my Civilian Car to look like my other two colleges in the grass where we park. Grass hasn't been cut in weeks and is grown up, trash and cigarette butts everywhere and they're worried the Colonel might say something about three civilian cars? If I was the Colonel, that may not be an issue unless it is a parking lot with painted spaces.
Uses Christmas lights to light up the wheel wells of his TB.
With his ball and bat in hand he walked to home plate in an empty baseball field.
He threw the ball up in the air and announced, “I am the best ball player ever!”
He swung with all his power, but missed.
He did the same thing and missed again. He picked up the ball, tossed it up one more time and said, “I am the best ball player in the world!”
Then he swung and missed again.
“Wow! he said. “What a pitcher!”
Was found in a brawl and arrested at a peaceful demonstration. One cock was shot by police. Police stated the cows had all of there permits for the demonstration and the chicken in question would not cooperate with police. He was shot because the officer felt like he was reaching for something and was told repeatedly to put his hands up and get down on the ground. One hen was sent to the hospital for hoof to the beak and another cock was gored. The cow was not arrested for the goring and was ruled as self defense. The other chickens have been booked into the local jail and bail is set for $1,000 for each participate. Later, that day there was a "Chickens Lives Matters" group outside the jail.