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Is nursing a broken arm after enough redbull and vodka convinced him that redbull really did give him wings
 
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Uses vise grips to manually crank his power windows
 
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Giggled when he typed crank.
 
Loves to chase the neighborhood kids away from the ice cream man to ensure he gets his ice cream sammich first!
 
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Suffers from narcolepsy.
 
Also suffers from anemophobia.
 
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Better than the fear of Achondroplasiaphobia
 
Is a fan boy of Ethel Merman.
 
Drinks syrup every night before bed
 
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Took a year off work to ride a unicycle across Europe
 
Is actively seeking a hover conversion.
 
Only eats spray cheese from a can

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Uses the cheese can to make a cold air intake for his lawn mower.
 
Found a new thread to contribute to
 
His nickname is Capt. Obvious
 
Once rode a goat from Belize to San Paulo just to have tacos on Taco Tuesday
 
Once tied a trailer to the top of his TB to save on toll fees.
 
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Fills his tires with helium to increase his MPG.
 
Use to sell sailboat fuel.
 
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Is still working on creating a new dance move for the kids


 

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Is eager to learn the Douggy.
 
Only drinks beer through a twisty straw

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Tried to shave a moose once.
 
Tied HARDTRAILZ to the front bumper of the TB for trying to shave him.
 
Thinks a moose is hip for having a goatee.
 
Has fantasy's about crossbreeding a moose and an elephant

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Is a Borg, living in a cube
 
Always buys peanut butter in bulk

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Is an aspiring horse semen collector.
 
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Wished he was the Queen's extramarital lover.
 
Still cant decide if he likes pepsi or coke
 

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