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[HARDTRAILZ]

Is nursing a broken arm after enough redbull and vodka convinced him that redbull really did give him wings

 

[Redbeard]

Has a brain like the Bermuda triangle...information goes in never to be found again.

 

[Blackwater]

Uses vise grips to manually crank his power windows

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Giggled when he typed crank.

 

[Redbeard]

Took him 14 months to locate this thread just so he could giggle.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Loves to chase the neighborhood kids away from the ice cream man to ensure he gets his ice cream sammich first!

 

[Mooseman]

Suffers from narcolepsy.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Lives his life a 1/4 mile at a time.

 

[Mooseman]

Also suffers from anemophobia.

 

[TollKeeper]

Better than the fear of Achondroplasiaphobia

 

[Redbeard]

Spends too much time in the dictionary!

 

[xavierny25]

Actually took the time to look up what the last 2 phobias are.

 

[Mooseman]

Is a fan boy of Ethel Merman.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Drinks syrup every night before bed

 

[Redbeard]

Sells blinker fluid on the side. Cash only.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Took a year off work to ride a unicycle across Europe

 

[Mooseman]

Is actively seeking a hover conversion.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Only eats spray cheese from a can

 

[Blackwater]

Uses the cheese can to make a cold air intake for his lawn mower.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Found a new thread to contribute to

 

[Mooseman]

His nickname is Capt. Obvious

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Once rode a goat from Belize to San Paulo just to have tacos on Taco Tuesday

 

[Blackwater]

Once tied a trailer to the top of his TB to save on toll fees.

 

[Mooseman]

Fills his tires with helium to increase his MPG.

 

[Redbeard]

Carries a helium filled spare tire for his snowmobile, "just in case".

 

[Blackwater]

Use to sell sailboat fuel.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Is still working on creating a new dance move for the kids

 

[Blackwater]

Is eager to learn the Douggy.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Only drinks beer through a twisty straw

 

[Mooseman]

Tried to shave a moose once.

 

[Blackwater]

Tied HARDTRAILZ to the front bumper of the TB for trying to shave him.

 

[Mooseman]

Thinks a moose is hip for having a goatee.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Has fantasy's about crossbreeding a moose and an elephant

 

[Mooseman]

Is a Borg, living in a cube

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Always buys peanut butter in bulk

 

[Mooseman]

Is an aspiring horse semen collector.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Has been considering a camper upgrade

 

[Mooseman]

Wished he was the Queen's extramarital lover.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Still cant decide if he likes pepsi or coke

 

[Redbeard]

Thinks RC cola stands for Rancid Cola, but admits it goes well with his moon pies well.