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Blackwater

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Scared of watermelons.
 

Blackwater

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Hates Colonel Sanders with a passion.
 

Blackwater

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Has Alektorophobia.
 

Blackwater

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Once laid an egg and it hatched.
 

Blackwater

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Went parasailing without a chute, went well until he lost all his feathers. Still missed the 13 second world record flight time of a yard bird, but beat the 301.5 feet world record.
 

Blackwater

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Waxes and buffs his beak.
 

Blackwater

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Loves eating from the ground.
 
Spends most Friday nights touching his tongue to 9 volt batteries
 

Blackwater

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Decided to one up Blackwater and go for 440VAC.
 
Occasionally can be found singin Happy Birthday in the subway tunnels on weekends for tips
 

Blackwater

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Lifted his TB to be able to put AG tires on.
 
Drives a skid steer to work on Thursdays just to park in the front yard and piss off the boss
 
Retired his cock. (and you thought it was the last you would hear of it :rotfl:)
 

Blackwater

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Once fired as a clown. The reason, all the accidental goring and getting his antlers caught on a regular basis exiting the car.
 

Blackwater

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Believes the sky can fall at any moment.
 
Is learning Old Norse because he wouldn't have to read the subtitles during the show Vikings.
 

Blackwater

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Has the only convertible TB.
 

Blackwater

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Only eat bologna sammiches on race days
Bologna from the deli with mayo, mustard, pickle, tomatoes, red onions, lettuce and cheese.

Once raced his daughters power wheels pink trail blazer.
 
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Blackwater

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Believed in reincarnation until he found out he was coming back as a Atretochoana Eiselti.
 
HAHA...been considered to be far worse :wink:

He once trained a monkey to follow him around and throw poop at all children that cried in his presence
 

Blackwater

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Was winning beard contest before he cut his first tooth.

Says his village hasn't lost it's idiot, he was elected to congress.
Group of monkeys is called a congress. :biggrin:
 
He was once called upon as an expert witness, but unfortunately could not convince the jury he actually knew the man in the moon and played frisbee golf on Mars


Group of crows is called a murder.
 

Shaw520

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Was raised by indians that constantly got lost in thick woods,..they were called the Fukawee tribe.

A group of Barracuda is called a Battery
 
Is still not fully recovering from a drunken night of trying to ski a double black diamond naked
 

Shaw520

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That ones actually true.....except the naked part,.. I assure you nobody wants to see that!

Still trying to do the dwell angle and points gap on his tb.
 

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