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[HARDTRAILZ]

Is trying to build a wall around the USA with legos

 

[Redbeard]

Wonders if his mind has left him or not.

 

[Mooseman]

Calls NASA on a daily basis for alien reports.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Lives his life under a tinfoil hat

 

[Mooseman]

When he washes his truck, he keeps all the dirt and stores it in separate buckets to remember good times.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Only washes his truck in the rain to save on the water bill

 

[Redbeard]

Going to an Elk Calling Seminar in Idaho on August 23 and doesn't want Mr. Mooseman to know about it.

 

[Mooseman]

Has a subscription to Cerividae Life magazine.

 

[Blackwater]

Misses Rocky the squirrel, realized he was smarter.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Keeps waking up outside of a truckstop surrounding by cop cars...

 

[Mooseman]

Steals Holy Water from churches to fill his radiator.

 

[Redbeard]

Goes to night school trying to get some class.

 

[Mooseman]

Started shaving at the age of 3.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Leads airstrikes against Antarctica

 

[Redbeard]

 

[Blackwater]

buys a newspaper just to read the comics.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Doesn't buy a newspaper because he can't read.

 

[Blackwater]

Loves the taste of crayons.

 

[Mooseman]

Mixes paint colours together in the hopes it comes out as a rainbow.

 

[Redbeard]

Wants a automotive lift in the shape of a rainbow.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Has been away on a tour of the world via unicorn and is finally back to fight to win back his crown as KING OF THE TROLLS!

 

[Mooseman]

Has a dream of opening a giraffe ranch and have annual rodeos.

 

[Blackwater]

Holds color runs just for the fun of it.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Fights for man in the moon.

 

[Mooseman]

Is running for President... of the Cosmos. He is backed by the Borzanians.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

He once fought an ape over a banana, but in the end they decided to share it and are still good friends.

 

[Redbeard]

Inspects windmills for Don Quixote .

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

has been known to wear a mask in the bedroom

 

[Redbeard]

Believes that "rotating your tires" means taking the trailbazer out for a spin.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Still dreams of his 2nd grade teacher

 

[Mooseman]

Has patented a "reverse lift" where the vehicle stays stationary but the Earth drops down.

 

[Redbeard]

knows all the trailblazer parts are located on the opposite side of the blue which he is on.

 

[Mooseman]

Grows crabgrass as a hobby.

 

[djthumper]

May not actually be in Canada.

 

[Mooseman]

Loves to recreate the Al Pacino scene "Say hello to my little friend!" with a Nerf gun.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Once ate an entire turkey by himself

 

[Mooseman]

His version of a hypo-allergenic pillow is to use his own hair clippings as filler.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Still plays Pacman at the roller arcade with his rollerskates on while rocking a mullet

 

[Redbeard]

Uses a GPS to find the exit of the car wash.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Once found a package of months old bacon in the back of a used Datsun and still ate it