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HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Carries around pocket full of jelly beans he throws at old people when driving.
 
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Redbeard

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Jan 26, 2013
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Purchased a tea towel and dish rag for his mother this Christmas with a tag that says "enjoy your new washer and dryer."
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Enjoys bologna and jelly sandwiches
 

Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Wants to fix his breaks.
 
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HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
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Only drives in reverse at night
 
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Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Doesn't drive in reverse because his tires are unidirectional.
 

Shaw520

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Sep 20, 2017
289
Northeast
Once used the phrase "peruse through the myriad".
 
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Blackwater

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Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Presses the Auto Pilot button on the dash and a blow up doll pops out of the steering wheel.
 

Blackwater

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Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Hopes that one day we will go back to six volt electrical systems on automobiles.

Honestly, I'm partial to 24V systems.

Installs a fog horn on the TB to make other drivers feel they being trailed by a large ship while driving in the fog.
 
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HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
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Gets in fights with old ladies to prove he is a tuff guy
 

Blackwater

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Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Likes to disguise as old ladies. That's where we met.

In my defense, HE/SHE hit me first.
 
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Shaw520

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Sep 20, 2017
289
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just makes up sh*t so he could be in the thread,.. via post #2289
 

Blackwater

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Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
His motivation doesn't make up for his lack of intelligence.
 

Blackwater

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Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Has a high tolerance level for many things…Except Stupid.
Being a veteran, I have acquired the ability to wait for hours, clean anything, repair most anything, acquire and redistribute items. Dealing with stupidity was not one of them. Even now this foreign military wants my civilian *** to move my Civilian Car to look like my other two colleges in the grass where we park. Grass hasn't been cut in weeks and is grown up, trash and cigarette butts everywhere and they're worried the Colonel might say something about three civilian cars? If I was the Colonel, that may not be an issue unless it is a parking lot with painted spaces.

Uses Christmas lights to light up the wheel wells of his TB.
 
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Shaw520

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Sep 20, 2017
289
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Uses his juvenile veteran status in an attempt to impress his minions.
 

Blackwater

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Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Admires men in uniform, PT uniform.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Pees every time he sees a cop
 

Blackwater

Member
Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Pees every time he sees a cop
You know if that was true, I pee a lot. First responder

Grow his beard out to audition for the Soggy Bottom Boys.
 

Redbeard

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Jan 26, 2013
3,466
With his ball and bat in hand he walked to home plate in an empty baseball field.
He threw the ball up in the air and announced, “I am the best ball player ever!”
He swung with all his power, but missed.
He did the same thing and missed again. He picked up the ball, tossed it up one more time and said, “I am the best ball player in the world!”
Then he swung and missed again.
“Wow! he said. “What a pitcher!”
 

Blackwater

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Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Grew his beard out of audition with the Soggy Bottom Boys.
 
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HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Snorts garlic salt every morning to get his day started
 
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HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
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Thought he was superman but found out he is batman
 
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Redbeard

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Jan 26, 2013
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He talks an awful lot of smack for someone who tips over when putting on his underwear.
 
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HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Once saw Alice in Wonderland 14 times in a weekend and still spends his time looking to find the rabbit hole
 

Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
He's also known as The Kraken!
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Just invested in a new kite surfing rig to try and circumnavigate the globe via wind power.
 

Blackwater

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Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Got turned down on Shark Tank for a pacifier in the shape of his thumb.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Is a hunter of men
 

Blackwater

Member
Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Was found in a brawl and arrested at a peaceful demonstration. One cock was shot by police. Police stated the cows had all of there permits for the demonstration and the chicken in question would not cooperate with police. He was shot because the officer felt like he was reaching for something and was told repeatedly to put his hands up and get down on the ground. One hen was sent to the hospital for hoof to the beak and another cock was gored. The cow was not arrested for the goring and was ruled as self defense. The other chickens have been booked into the local jail and bail is set for $1,000 for each participate. Later, that day there was a "Chickens Lives Matters" group outside the jail.

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HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Is currently stuck by tongue to a pole outside

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Blackwater

Member
Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Police questioned him on why he crossed the road.
 

HARDTRAILZ

Moderator
Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Is yet to figure out that no one can eat 50 eggs
 

Blackwater

Member
Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Dreams of a day when he can cross the road without his motives questioned.
 

HARDTRAILZ

Moderator
Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Has always had cowboys as his heroes
 

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