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[HARDTRAILZ]

Puts maple syrup in his beers

 

[Mooseman]

Puts beer on his pancakes

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Finds it easiest to just roll his women in flour and then aim for the wetspot

 

[Mooseman]

Loves to moon people from his living room window.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Gets nosebleeds from being so high above all the rest of us

 

[DAlastDON]

Ran naked through the hippo exhibit at the zoo.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Sends cards to whores in hopes of getting profit sharing at year end

 

[Mooseman]

Steals candy from children.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Eats children after boiling them

 

[DAlastDON]

Drinks boiling hot water without flinching.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Finally figured out that heroine and plastic spoons is a bad deal

 

[SnowBlazer]

Has a daily but only dailies his toys.

 

[Mooseman]

Gets nasal frostbite trying to snort snow.

 

[DAlastDON]

Ramdomly bends over at rainbow conventions spelling out aloud "RUN".

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Can hold his breathe for 7 minutes

 

[DAlastDON]

Sleep swims in the ohio river.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Once made a snowball so large it was seen from outer space

 

[DAlastDON]

Likes creame of sumyunguy in his chinese takeout.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Has been banned from Walmart for playing war and using baseballs as grenades

 

[Mooseman]

Can remove lug nuts with his bare hands.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Can remove lug nuts with his teeth

 

[Mooseman]

Dresses up like George Washington so he can wear the wig.

 

[DAlastDON]

Not once but three times made love with a skunk.

 

[Mooseman]

Uses old tires as chew toys

 

[SnowBlazer]

No one knows exactly how many 360s he owns.

 

[Mooseman]

Has a beautifully stunning naked woman in front of him and he asks "what do you wanna do?"

 

[SnowBlazer]

Knows the truth.

 

[Mooseman]

Collects used toothpicks

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Bathes in tomato juice then drinks the juice

 

[Darkrider_LS]

Needs a third set of tires for his Fbody?

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Swaps vehicles more than most change oil

 

[Darkrider_LS]

Knows i swap vehicles instead of oil...

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Keeps the title place open with repeated fees

 

[Darkrider_LS]

Is probably correct on that...

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Knows that I am yet to fail and am correct on all things in this world!!!!!! HAHAHEHEHEHAHAHAHEHEHEHA

 

[Darkrider_LS]

May or may not have a thing for Dead hookers...

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Knows those things only go in the trunk for weight in the winter when driving

 

[Mooseman]

Has toe fungus.

 

[Redbeard]

Refuses to use the parking brake at more than 1% incline.

 

[Mooseman]

Has beard fungus