Once went to the YMCA with Chuck Norris. Tried laughing at Chuck when he rolled up in his red miata but Chuck made sure Kyle knew that miatas are cool. Kyle has flashbacks of this night and denies that it even happened.
Decided to take a hike one day. he started walking and once he hit Mexico he decided to keep going. He swam the Panama Canal then in Brazil he stole a boat and went to Africa where he rode a lion around for awhile. Then he jumped off and took off walking to Germany for some beir n brats. After he had his fill he hit up Russia and took vodka shots with Putin. Two years later he found his way to China and realized that cat is pretty good stuff. Finally he hit the Pacific and commandeered a jetski and head back to North America where he continues to rule GMTNation with an iron thumb!