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HARDTRAILZ

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Stores extra cheetos in his socks for snacks on the go
 

Mooseman

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Can fart and chew gum at the same time.
 
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Darkrider_LS

Darkrider_LS

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Knows this disturbing fact somehow...
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Once drove around in a pink miata waiting for SnowBlazer to steal his ice cream then drove off laughing
 

Mooseman

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Went to a chicken farm, knocked on the farmer's house door and said "that's a nice cock you got there!"
 

Mooseman

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Wishes he has balls like Ken Block
 

Mooseman

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Is just like a baby, bawls all night
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Rides rafts down the rivers of strippers tears he creates as he throws nickels at them
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Can fly but only uses the talent when it is life or death and a full mopon
 

Mooseman

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Miatas and Rockstar wheels. Need I say more?
 

Mooseman

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Has a death wish of being impaled with moose antlers
 

Mooseman

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Can recite the alphabet backwards as a pickup trick
 

Mooseman

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His idea of a good time is to peer into an open door and say "Here's Johnny!"
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Uses blood instead of ink to write love notes
 

Mooseman

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Deep fries bacon wrapped lard as a snack.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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MMMMMM


Is working on a deep-fried run recipe to win the worlds fair
 

Mooseman

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Has Truck Nutz in his pants so he has some balls.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Has secretly painted his truck lavendar, but wont post pics til he has a matching miata
 

Mooseman

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Has an eternal tire fire in his yard
 

Mooseman

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Known in his neibourhood as "that cat guy"
 

Mooseman

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Likes running into brick walls for fun
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Decided to take a hike one day. he started walking and once he hit Mexico he decided to keep going. He swam the Panama Canal then in Brazil he stole a boat and went to Africa where he rode a lion around for awhile. Then he jumped off and took off walking to Germany for some beir n brats. After he had his fill he hit up Russia and took vodka shots with Putin. Two years later he found his way to China and realized that cat is pretty good stuff. Finally he hit the Pacific and commandeered a jetski and head back to North America where he continues to rule GMTNation with an iron thumb!
 

Redbeard

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His "iron thumb" came from mis-swinging of his 28 oz, Estwing framing hammer. Which landed on his hitch hiking thumb. Now an iron thumb.

damn sledge hammer mechanics
 

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