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[HARDTRAILZ]

Stores extra cheetos in his socks for snacks on the go

 

[Mooseman]

Can fart and chew gum at the same time.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Can pee across a room

 

[Darkrider_LS]

Knows this disturbing fact somehow...

 

[Mooseman]

Collects toenail clippings

 

[SnowBlazer]

Plays hide and go seek with moose around his back yard.

 

[Redbeard]

Teaches the neighborhood kids about taxes. He just takes 30% of their ice cream.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Once drove around in a pink miata waiting for SnowBlazer to steal his ice cream then drove off laughing

 

[Mooseman]

Went to a chicken farm, knocked on the farmer's house door and said "that's a nice cock you got there!"

 

[SnowBlazer]

Is selling me a miata in spring.

 

[Mooseman]

Has no balls if he buys a Miata

 

[SnowBlazer]

Doesn't realise that I'm going to be living in the same town as Ken Block.

 

[Mooseman]

Wishes he has balls like Ken Block

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Likes to block the balls

 

[Mooseman]

Is just like a baby, bawls all night

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Rides rafts down the rivers of strippers tears he creates as he throws nickels at them

 

[Mooseman]

Has a vivid imagination

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Can fly but only uses the talent when it is life or death and a full mopon

 

[SnowBlazer]

Once went to the YMCA with Chuck Norris. Tried laughing at Chuck when he rolled up in his red miata but Chuck made sure Kyle knew that miatas are cool. Kyle has flashbacks of this night and denies that it even happened.

 

[Mooseman]

Miatas and Rockstar wheels. Need I say more?

 

[Redbeard]

Secretly enjoys videos about miatas from Scotty Kilmer. Actually pen pals from an earlier time.

 

[Mooseman]

Has a death wish of being impaled with moose antlers

 

[SnowBlazer]

Once threw a birthday party for his backyard moose

 

[Mooseman]

Can recite the alphabet backwards as a pickup trick

 

[Redbeard]

knows more pickup tricks than just reciting the alphabet backwards

 

[Mooseman]

His idea of a good time is to peer into an open door and say "Here's Johnny!"

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Uses blood instead of ink to write love notes

 

[Mooseman]

Deep fries bacon wrapped lard as a snack.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

MMMMMM


Is working on a deep-fried run recipe to win the worlds fair

 

[SnowBlazer]

Has Truck Nutz locked to his hitch to give his TB some balls.

 

[Mooseman]

Has Truck Nutz in his pants so he has some balls.

 

[SnowBlazer]

Saw a part out thread, and asked if he could buy the resonator.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Has secretly painted his truck lavendar, but wont post pics til he has a matching miata

 

[Mooseman]

Has an eternal tire fire in his yard

 

[Redbeard]

Has a supply of Firestone 500 tires ready to use at any time.

 

[Mooseman]

Known in his neibourhood as "that cat guy"

 

[SnowBlazer]

Picks up oomph by telling em how many engine swaps he's done.

 

[Mooseman]

Likes running into brick walls for fun

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Decided to take a hike one day. he started walking and once he hit Mexico he decided to keep going. He swam the Panama Canal then in Brazil he stole a boat and went to Africa where he rode a lion around for awhile. Then he jumped off and took off walking to Germany for some beir n brats. After he had his fill he hit up Russia and took vodka shots with Putin. Two years later he found his way to China and realized that cat is pretty good stuff. Finally he hit the Pacific and commandeered a jetski and head back to North America where he continues to rule GMTNation with an iron thumb!

 

[Redbeard]

His "iron thumb" came from mis-swinging of his 28 oz, Estwing framing hammer. Which landed on his hitch hiking thumb. Now an iron thumb.

damn sledge hammer mechanics