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[Mooseman]

Knows people that can make people "disappear".

 

[xavierny25]

Saablazer is all he hears after his ext's tranny went by-by.

 

[Mooseman]

Is jealous of Mooseman possibly getting an Aero.

 

[xavierny25]

Won't be happy to hear at the dealer that a guy from new York bought that there saab and is on his way to pick it up.

 

[Mooseman]

Has no fear of moose!

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Sips on embalming fluid next to a campfire to help him live forever

 

[Redbeard]

Is going to the drive in theater when they are showing the next Super Moon.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Injects coffee via syringe directly to the heart for the ultimate caffeine high

 

[Mooseman]

Sleeps with a Care Bear.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Is a freedom fighter for the French militia

 

[Redbeard]

secret author behind 'Clinton death list': 33 spine-tingling cases
Bill and Hillary's 'friends' fall off buildings, crash planes, die in freak accidents" and knows who is next.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Once was a hitman for killary

 

[Mooseman]

Peels potatoes at the McDonalds factory.

 

[Redbeard]

sells blinker fluid on ebay. Today is BOGO free day!

 

[Mooseman]

Owns a trunk monkey

 

[smt 59]

Likes to visit the dealership and enjoy a courtesy cup of coffee.

 

[Mooseman]

Goes through drive-thrus, makes a big order and then pretends he forgot his wallet.

 

[Redbeard]

Doesn't tip the waiter at the drive through window.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Wishes he drove a honda

 

[Mooseman]

Wears other people's false teeth.

 

[Redbeard]

Once called the Internal Revenue Service and asked if birth control pills were tax deductible. The agent replied "no they are not, but if they Don't Work it will be."

 

[Mooseman]

Pretends he's the safety boss on his street and points a hair dryer at passing cars.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Dresses as a clown and drags an axe around town

 

[Redbeard]

Has already fed the free ranging rooster in his neighborhood this morning, but didn't bring enough snacks to share with the horse down the way.

 

[Redbeard]

Started watching the live feed camera on the eagle's nest this morning . Live from Fort Myers fl.
Easily addicted to watching these Eagles hatch & grow to just fly off one day.
see them here for about the next 6 months or so:
http://dickpritchettrealestate.com/eagle-feed.html

 

[Mooseman]

Likes to say something about himself!

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Once wrote a book on bugs, but was later found to have OD'ed on DEET

 

[Mooseman]

Hangs chicken feet in the windows of his house as a warning to other birds.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Only wears pink underwear with lace trim

 

[Mooseman]

Watches black & white TV.

 

[Redbeard]

raises “Woolly Slug” AMP Bugs just for fun and sets them lose at unsuspecting folks yards to see if their bite is as bad as "they" say.

 

[Mooseman]

Calls Kermit the Frog dad.

 

[Redbeard]

Kermit's offspring are in my mailbox keeping us zika free Mail lady scared of frogs living in mailbox. Non-violent ones too. Thinking of calling mailbox "Zika Free Hotel, just for frogs".

 

[Mooseman]

Still doesn't understand the concept of this thread

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Is wandering around with pockets full of turkey legs this week

 

[Mooseman]

Has weaponized skunk piss.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Randomly moos nurses on their way into the hospitals

 

[Mooseman]

Wished he was Justin Bieber

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Just shotgunned fourteen beers and will likely slur all his posts for the rest of the day

 

[Mooseman]

Wished he was Canadian so he could drink REAL beer.