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[DAlastDON]

Uses hefty garbage bags when he runs out of depends. Neither leak when full.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Helps me empty the garbage bags when full

 

[DAlastDON]

Snorts ramon noodles.

 

[Mooseman]

Swipes pens at the bank by cutting the chain with side cutters

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

dances naked for tips but only online

 

[Redbeard]

Well versed online. Especially after being pulled over and the Officer says "Walk on THE Line"

 

[Mooseman]

Tried smoking weeds from his backyard.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Gives out awards like birthday presents

 

[Redbeard]

Was present at his own birthday.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Continues to only wear a birthday suit to family Christmas events

 

[Mooseman]

Wishes Happy Birthday to himself every day.

 

[Redbeard]

Enjoys watching reruns of the Presidential election.

 

[Mooseman]

Is in love with Justin Trudeau.

 

[Redbeard]

Refuses to use a bungee cord. Says he came into this world because of a broken rubber and will not leave it for the same reason.

 

[Mooseman]

Can't use public toilets because "people are listening!"

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Watches movies naked on a beanbag eating cheetos

 

[Mooseman]

Is getting plastic surgery to look just like Trump.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Has seven wives for the seven days of the week.

 

[Mooseman]

Sarcasm. One of the many services he offers. Don't ask about the others.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Fights homeless guys for cheeseburgers and loses on purpose so they get to eat and feel good about themselves.

 

[Mooseman]

Like's to sit on a big chair and say "Make it so!"

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Is one of the Dogs of War

 

[DAlastDON]

Locks the car windows when he farts.

 

[Mooseman]

Can say 'fornicate' in 15 languages.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Collects snot to make into soup to serve his family for the holidays

 

[Redbeard]

"No soup for you!"

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Has 14 dogs that follow him everywhere marking his territory so he can stay top dog

 

[Big B Jantzen]

Hates my stupidity!!

He also wears pink panties to bed.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Drives 42 miles each way to be sure no one is following him when he goes out for spicy tacos on Tuesday

 

[Big B Jantzen]

LOL

Gets in his birthday suit, drinks natty ice, puts a TB sticker on his forehead and navigates his wifes landing strip like it was a trail!!! Calls it wheeling in bed!

 

[Mooseman]

Uses gear oil as salad dressing

 

[Big B Jantzen]

Says "ehhhh" to everything in response!

 

[Big B Jantzen]

So stupid he had to edit the above three times to get it right....

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Went to Taco bell and ordered a Happy Meal, then got so pissed when they said no and started laughing at him that he charged into the front door and gave the kid behind the counter a swirly in the deep fryer.

 

[DAlastDON]

Has training wheels and tassels on his haybusa.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Refuses to wear anything but tie-dye

 

[Redbeard]

Worked on Mooseman's ext transmission last week.

 

[xavierny25]

Thinks kyle has something to do Moosemans transmission taking a dive.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Bench presses lions in a circus act

 

[xavierny25]

At some point in his life plans to work at a morgue.