Puts maple syrup in his beers
HARDTRAILZ Moderator Nov 18, 2011 49,665 Nov 29, 2016 #1,603 Finds it easiest to just roll his women in flour and then aim for the wetspot
Mooseman Moderator Dec 4, 2011 25,331 Ottawa, ON Nov 29, 2016 #1,604 Loves to moon people from his living room window.
HARDTRAILZ Moderator Nov 18, 2011 49,665 Nov 29, 2016 #1,605 Gets nosebleeds from being so high above all the rest of us
DAlastDON Member Apr 6, 2014 5,550 Kentucky Dec 14, 2016 #1,606 Ran naked through the hippo exhibit at the zoo.
HARDTRAILZ Moderator Nov 18, 2011 49,665 Dec 14, 2016 #1,607 Sends cards to whores in hopes of getting profit sharing at year end
DAlastDON Member Apr 6, 2014 5,550 Kentucky Dec 15, 2016 #1,610 Drinks boiling hot water without flinching.
HARDTRAILZ Moderator Nov 18, 2011 49,665 Dec 15, 2016 #1,611 Finally figured out that heroine and plastic spoons is a bad deal
SnowBlazer Member Jun 9, 2014 5,775 Colorado Springs Dec 15, 2016 #1,612 Has a daily but only dailies his toys.
Mooseman Moderator Dec 4, 2011 25,331 Ottawa, ON Dec 16, 2016 #1,613 Gets nasal frostbite trying to snort snow. Reactions: Redbeard and SnowBlazer
DAlastDON Member Apr 6, 2014 5,550 Kentucky Dec 16, 2016 #1,614 Ramdomly bends over at rainbow conventions spelling out aloud "RUN".
HARDTRAILZ Moderator Nov 18, 2011 49,665 Dec 16, 2016 #1,617 Once made a snowball so large it was seen from outer space
DAlastDON Member Apr 6, 2014 5,550 Kentucky Dec 16, 2016 #1,618 Likes creame of sumyunguy in his chinese takeout.
HARDTRAILZ Moderator Nov 18, 2011 49,665 Dec 16, 2016 #1,619 Has been banned from Walmart for playing war and using baseballs as grenades
Mooseman Moderator Dec 4, 2011 25,331 Ottawa, ON Dec 16, 2016 #1,620 Can remove lug nuts with his bare hands.
Mooseman Moderator Dec 4, 2011 25,331 Ottawa, ON Dec 16, 2016 #1,622 Dresses up like George Washington so he can wear the wig.
DAlastDON Member Apr 6, 2014 5,550 Kentucky Dec 16, 2016 #1,623 Not once but three times made love with a skunk.
SnowBlazer Member Jun 9, 2014 5,775 Colorado Springs Dec 16, 2016 #1,625 No one knows exactly how many 360s he owns. Reactions: Mooseman
Mooseman Moderator Dec 4, 2011 25,331 Ottawa, ON Dec 17, 2016 #1,626 Has a beautifully stunning naked woman in front of him and he asks "what do you wanna do?" Reactions: SnowBlazer
HARDTRAILZ Moderator Nov 18, 2011 49,665 Dec 19, 2016 #1,629 Bathes in tomato juice then drinks the juice
Darkrider_LS Original poster Member Jan 25, 2013 9,332 Dec 19, 2016 #1,630 Needs a third set of tires for his Fbody?
HARDTRAILZ Moderator Nov 18, 2011 49,665 Dec 19, 2016 #1,631 Swaps vehicles more than most change oil
Darkrider_LS Original poster Member Jan 25, 2013 9,332 Dec 19, 2016 #1,632 Knows i swap vehicles instead of oil...
HARDTRAILZ Moderator Nov 18, 2011 49,665 Dec 19, 2016 #1,633 Keeps the title place open with repeated fees
Darkrider_LS Original poster Member Jan 25, 2013 9,332 Dec 19, 2016 #1,634 Is probably correct on that...
HARDTRAILZ Moderator Nov 18, 2011 49,665 Dec 19, 2016 #1,635 Knows that I am yet to fail and am correct on all things in this world!!!!!! HAHAHEHEHEHAHAHAHEHEHEHA
Knows that I am yet to fail and am correct on all things in this world!!!!!! HAHAHEHEHEHAHAHAHEHEHEHA
Darkrider_LS Original poster Member Jan 25, 2013 9,332 Dec 19, 2016 #1,636 May or may not have a thing for Dead hookers...
HARDTRAILZ Moderator Nov 18, 2011 49,665 Dec 19, 2016 #1,637 Knows those things only go in the trunk for weight in the winter when driving
R Redbeard Member Jan 26, 2013 3,479 Dec 19, 2016 #1,639 Refuses to use the parking brake at more than 1% incline.