Uses a straw to suck the jelly out the donuts and then puts them back
HARDTRAILZ Moderator Nov 18, 2011 49,665 Mar 22, 2017 #1,761 Uses a straw to suck the jelly out the donuts and then puts them back
Blackwater Member Aug 14, 2015 477 Lawton, OK Mar 22, 2017 #1,762 Is angry that there is no jelly in the jelly donuts.
HARDTRAILZ Moderator Nov 18, 2011 49,665 Mar 23, 2017 #1,764 Loves refried beans for breakfast lunch n dinner
Mooseman Moderator Dec 4, 2011 25,412 Ottawa, ON Mar 23, 2017 #1,765 Takes bites out of maple trees because he doesn't know the proper way to extract maple syrup.
HARDTRAILZ Moderator Nov 18, 2011 49,665 Mar 23, 2017 #1,768 Fights cobras on the weekend for extra cash
Blackwater Member Aug 14, 2015 477 Lawton, OK Mar 23, 2017 #1,769 HARDTRAILZ said: Fights cobras on the weekend for extra cash Click to expand... the car or the snake? Loves black liquorish jelly beans.
HARDTRAILZ said: Fights cobras on the weekend for extra cash Click to expand... the car or the snake? Loves black liquorish jelly beans.
HARDTRAILZ Moderator Nov 18, 2011 49,665 Mar 23, 2017 #1,770 snake...and speaking of such: BW has a thing for snakes and sleeps in a coffin full of them
DAlastDON Member Apr 6, 2014 5,550 Kentucky Mar 23, 2017 #1,771 Has his best thoughts and is king while on the porcelain throne
Mooseman Moderator Dec 4, 2011 25,412 Ottawa, ON Mar 23, 2017 #1,772 Thinks of throat punching the whole country.
Blackwater Member Aug 14, 2015 477 Lawton, OK Mar 24, 2017 #1,775 Dresses up as Larry the Cable Guy to mess with DAlastDon.
DAlastDON Member Apr 6, 2014 5,550 Kentucky Mar 24, 2017 #1,776 Wears water resistant adult diapers when in the pool but still makes a black cloud of death when he farts under water.
Wears water resistant adult diapers when in the pool but still makes a black cloud of death when he farts under water.
Blackwater Member Aug 14, 2015 477 Lawton, OK Mar 24, 2017 #1,779 Was attracted with them and was first in line.
HARDTRAILZ Moderator Nov 18, 2011 49,665 Mar 24, 2017 #1,780 Once ate an entire cow....boners and all
Mooseman Moderator Dec 4, 2011 25,412 Ottawa, ON Mar 24, 2017 #1,781 Does not have mirrors in his house, saying it's black magic.
Capote Supporting Donor Member Jul 14, 2014 24,227 Atlanta, GA Mar 25, 2017 #1,784 Uses maple syrup as mouthwash
Mooseman Moderator Dec 4, 2011 25,412 Ottawa, ON Mar 25, 2017 #1,785 Would rather be streaking across the White House lawn
Mooseman Moderator Dec 4, 2011 25,412 Ottawa, ON Mar 25, 2017 #1,787 Wonders what "Moosehead" is and thinks it's some weird Canadian prostitution thing. Reactions: Redbeard
HARDTRAILZ Moderator Nov 18, 2011 49,665 Mar 28, 2017 #1,788 collects rabbits to sleep with and stay warm
DAlastDON Member Apr 6, 2014 5,550 Kentucky Mar 28, 2017 #1,789 Wears bubba teeth to protect his perfect teeth.
Mooseman Moderator Dec 4, 2011 25,412 Ottawa, ON Mar 28, 2017 #1,790 Collects pictures of fungus infected toes
HARDTRAILZ Moderator Nov 18, 2011 49,665 Mar 29, 2017 #1,792 Never saw a cheeseburger he could not eat
Mooseman Moderator Dec 4, 2011 25,412 Ottawa, ON Mar 29, 2017 #1,793 Physically has trouble stealing candy from babies.
HARDTRAILZ Moderator Nov 18, 2011 49,665 Mar 30, 2017 #1,795 Spends hours at night just trying to pee on the moon
Blackwater Member Aug 14, 2015 477 Lawton, OK Mar 30, 2017 #1,796 Likes to dress up in a chicken suit and direct traffic at the local pre-school on Thursdays.
DAlastDON Member Apr 6, 2014 5,550 Kentucky Mar 30, 2017 #1,797 Stands outside dentists offices handing out free candy.
HARDTRAILZ Moderator Nov 18, 2011 49,665 Mar 30, 2017 #1,798 Stands outside planned parenthood hoping to find an easy woman
HARDTRAILZ Moderator Nov 18, 2011 49,665 Mar 31, 2017 #1,800 Is yet to realize reality is all in perception Last edited: Mar 31, 2017