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Uses a straw to suck the jelly out the donuts and then puts them back
 
Is angry that there is no jelly in the jelly donuts.
 
Owns a bidet
 
Loves refried beans for breakfast lunch n dinner
 
Takes bites out of maple trees because he doesn't know the proper way to extract maple syrup.
 
Fell into a burnin ring of fire
 
Fights cobras on the weekend for extra cash
 
snake...and speaking of such: BW has a thing for snakes and sleeps in a coffin full of them
 
Thinks of throat punching the whole country.
 
His hero is Larry the Cable Guy
 
Dresses up as Larry the Cable Guy to mess with DAlastDon.
 
Wears water resistant adult diapers when in the pool but still makes a black cloud of death when he farts under water.
 
Jumps in to play in it.
 
Uses armpit farts to attract the ladies
 
Was attracted with them and was first in line.
 
Once ate an entire cow....boners and all
 
Does not have mirrors in his house, saying it's black magic.
 
Collects used toothpicks
 
Uses maple syrup as mouthwash
 
Would rather be streaking across the White House lawn
 
Wonders what "Moosehead" is and thinks it's some weird Canadian prostitution thing.
 
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collects rabbits to sleep with and stay warm
 
Collects pictures of fungus infected toes
 
Camps out with a samsquanch.
 
Never saw a cheeseburger he could not eat
 
Physically has trouble stealing candy from babies.
 
Plays hockey in a bikini.
 
Spends hours at night just trying to pee on the moon
 
Likes to dress up in a chicken suit and direct traffic at the local pre-school on Thursdays.
 
Stands outside planned parenthood hoping to find an easy woman
 
Can't form REAL questions
 
Is yet to realize reality is all in perception
 
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