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[northcreek]

Tanks up at Tim Hortons five times a day

 

[Mooseman]

Loves to mount construction barriers and go "Yeee Haaaww!

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Sees in the dark

 

[Mooseman]

Watches other people's TV shows from outside their windows

 

[Redbeard]

Born in Moosup, Connecticut

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Fights fire with fire

 

[Redbeard]

Used to be indecisive, but now he just doesn't know.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Speaks in tongues

 

[Mooseman]

Thinks the world is flat

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Still thinks there are monsters under the bed, but he made friends with them

 

[Mooseman]

Has cooties

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Dreams he has a magic carpet and insists everyone call him Aladdin

 

[Mooseman]

Flashes little old ladies in group homes... and they don't mind!

 

[Redbeard]

Procrastinating the return the first library book he checked out from the library.

 

[Mooseman]

Randomly picks up homeless guys, brings them home and pretends to adopt them.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Only skipped until he was 7 then galloped until 10 and now moonwalks everywhere

 

[Mooseman]

Used to be a hockey enforcer nicknamed "Knuckles".

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Played Sonic the Hedgehog for 96 hours straight

 

[Mooseman]

Has 96 children that he knows of.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Babysits my children for free because he knows they need a better role model than me

 

[Mooseman]

Is related to Cesar

 

[Blackwater]

Is descended of Marcus Antonius

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Has some free time to count the dots in the ceiling tiles

 

[Blackwater]

puts pencils in the ceiling to create more dots.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Drives in reverse to keep the miles off his truck

 

[Blackwater]

is jealous cause he cant.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

States the obvious...obviously

 

[Blackwater]

Obviously loves the word obious

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Is freakishly fast in responding

 

[Blackwater]

slow on the draw

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Once shot a crow's eye from 2 miles away with a spitwad

 

[Blackwater]

got angry and threw a tire iron when he got a flat mudding and killed two deer.

 

[Blackwater]

polish and ports lawnmower heads

 

[DAlastDON]

Wears a white tutu when no one is looking.

 

[Blackwater]

Knows cause he was looking. Stalker!!

 

[Mooseman]

Wished he had a tattoo of Madonna on his butt.

 

[Capote]

Drinks maple syrup daily

 

[Blackwater]

Makes a killing on maple syrup

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Only eats green peas with hot sauce.

 

[Blackwater]

Loves Jelly Donuts and beer any time of the day.