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[Mooseman]

Drives a Lada.

 

[Capote]

Rides a moose

 

[$ Khalid ! 9130]

Bought some helicopter rotors.......

 

[Capote]

Needs lube

 

[$ Khalid ! 9130]

Rotors going on the Batmobile to really take off

 

[Mooseman]

Has the superpower of dropping a single drop of water on a person's head per hour. Takes months but drives people mad.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Wants to drive a mazduh

 

[Mooseman]

Tried mudding in a Hot Wheels. Still got it stuck.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Rolls around town in a Barbie Jeep

 

[Blackwater]

daily driver is a horse drawn 1925 Nash.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Has a coal fueled airplane

 

[Blackwater]

Owned a coal powered paper boat until the first time out on the water.

 

[Mooseman]

Fared well in his boat made of ice... for a while.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Fought for freedom cause he had nothing left to lose

 

[Mooseman]

Thinks freedom is the ability to walk naked to the grocery store.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Follows me around when i am naked and shoppping

 

[Mooseman]

Makes for great YouTube videos when shopping naked.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

always gives the melons a good squeeze

 

[Blackwater]

loves his melons squeezed.

 

[Mooseman]

Wished he had melons

 

[$ Khalid ! 9130]

Trump hates @Mooseman hauling lumber in from Canada

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Dreams of living in Antarctica

 

[$ Khalid ! 9130]

Went to Antartica...... On foot

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Is a three time jello wrestling champ

 

[Mooseman]

Has blond hair and his nickname is Fabio.

 

[Capote]

Once traveled across Canada on the back of a goat.

 

[Mooseman]

Owns a turtle farm

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

likes to poke the llama drama

 

[Mooseman]

Is a cat herder.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

drinks driano

 

[Mooseman]

Wears Superman underwear

 

[Capote]

Once fought off a horde of raccoons with a crappy Stanley 1/4". ratchet and a crappier bent Pittsburgh 2ft screwdriver.

 

[Mooseman]

Can stare a fish into submission on Saturdays.

 

[Capote]

Legend has it that on the harvest moon...... he partakes of a secret ritual; deep, deeeeep, deeeeeeeeeeeeeep in the dark forests of the Northwest Territories to combat any cancerous rust that might try to attack his GMT360's.

 

[Mooseman]

Likes it when you call him Bruce.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Wears his pants backwards

 

[xavierny25]

Makes everyone want to jump.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Is a miggaty miggaty mack daddy

 

[xavierny25]

Has literally killed 2 birds with 1 stone.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Chews rocks to make gravel