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HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
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Is nursing a broken arm after enough redbull and vodka convinced him that redbull really did give him wings
 
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Blackwater

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Uses vise grips to manually crank his power windows
 
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HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
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Giggled when he typed crank.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
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Loves to chase the neighborhood kids away from the ice cream man to ensure he gets his ice cream sammich first!
 
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Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,262
Ottawa, ON
Suffers from narcolepsy.
 

Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
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Ottawa, ON
Also suffers from anemophobia.
 
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TollKeeper

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Dec 3, 2011
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Better than the fear of Achondroplasiaphobia
 

Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
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Ottawa, ON
Is a fan boy of Ethel Merman.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
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Drinks syrup every night before bed
 
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HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
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Took a year off work to ride a unicycle across Europe
 

Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,262
Ottawa, ON
Is actively seeking a hover conversion.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
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Only eats spray cheese from a can

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Blackwater

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Aug 14, 2015
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Lawton, OK
Uses the cheese can to make a cold air intake for his lawn mower.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Found a new thread to contribute to
 

Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,262
Ottawa, ON
His nickname is Capt. Obvious
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Once rode a goat from Belize to San Paulo just to have tacos on Taco Tuesday
 

Blackwater

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Aug 14, 2015
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Lawton, OK
Once tied a trailer to the top of his TB to save on toll fees.
 
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Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,262
Ottawa, ON
Fills his tires with helium to increase his MPG.
 

Blackwater

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Lawton, OK
Use to sell sailboat fuel.
 
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HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
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Is still working on creating a new dance move for the kids


 

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Blackwater

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Aug 14, 2015
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Lawton, OK
Is eager to learn the Douggy.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Only drinks beer through a twisty straw

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Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
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Ottawa, ON
Tried to shave a moose once.
 

Blackwater

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Tied HARDTRAILZ to the front bumper of the TB for trying to shave him.
 

Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,262
Ottawa, ON
Thinks a moose is hip for having a goatee.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Has fantasy's about crossbreeding a moose and an elephant

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Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,262
Ottawa, ON
Is a Borg, living in a cube
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
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Always buys peanut butter in bulk

90447
 
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Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
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Ottawa, ON
Is an aspiring horse semen collector.
 
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Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
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Wished he was the Queen's extramarital lover.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Still cant decide if he likes pepsi or coke
 

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