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Blackwater

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Aug 14, 2015
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Lawton, OK
Scared of watermelons.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
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Knows how to do the watermelon crawl

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Blackwater

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Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Hates Colonel Sanders with a passion.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Has dreams of being the top tupperware salesman in the world
 

Blackwater

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Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Has Alektorophobia.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Once impregnated a rooster
 

Blackwater

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Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Once laid an egg and it hatched.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
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Dances with wolves while eagles do a flyover.
 

Blackwater

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Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Went parasailing without a chute, went well until he lost all his feathers. Still missed the 13 second world record flight time of a yard bird, but beat the 301.5 feet world record.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
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Was once a poet, but did not know it, so he planted some seeds and now they grow it.
 
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Blackwater

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Aug 14, 2015
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Lawton, OK
Waxes and buffs his beak.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Still believes the moon is made of cheese
 

Blackwater

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Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Loves eating from the ground.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
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Spends most Friday nights touching his tongue to 9 volt batteries
 

Blackwater

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Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Decided to one up Blackwater and go for 440VAC.
 
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HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
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Occasionally can be found singin Happy Birthday in the subway tunnels on weekends for tips
 

Blackwater

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Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Lifted his TB to be able to put AG tires on.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Drives a skid steer to work on Thursdays just to park in the front yard and piss off the boss
 

Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Retired his cock. (and you thought it was the last you would hear of it :rotfl:)
 
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Blackwater

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Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Once fired as a clown. The reason, all the accidental goring and getting his antlers caught on a regular basis exiting the car.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
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Spends day after day contemplating the reason the sky is blue
 

Blackwater

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Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Believes the sky can fall at any moment.
 

Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Is learning Old Norse because he wouldn't have to read the subtitles during the show Vikings.
 
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Blackwater

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Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Has the only convertible TB.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
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Only eat bologna sammiches on race days
 

Blackwater

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Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Only eat bologna sammiches on race days

Bologna from the deli with mayo, mustard, pickle, tomatoes, red onions, lettuce and cheese.

Once raced his daughters power wheels pink trail blazer.
 
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Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
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Ottawa, ON
Tried to out think himself and lost.
 
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HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
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Found out she really was his cousin...........
 

Blackwater

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Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Believed in reincarnation until he found out he was coming back as a Atretochoana Eiselti.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
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HAHA...been considered to be far worse :wink:

He once trained a monkey to follow him around and throw poop at all children that cried in his presence
 

Blackwater

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Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Was winning beard contest before he cut his first tooth.

Says his village hasn't lost it's idiot, he was elected to congress.

Group of monkeys is called a congress. :biggrin:
 
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HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
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He was once called upon as an expert witness, but unfortunately could not convince the jury he actually knew the man in the moon and played frisbee golf on Mars


Group of crows is called a murder.
 

Shaw520

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Sep 20, 2017
289
Northeast
Was raised by indians that constantly got lost in thick woods,..they were called the Fukawee tribe.

A group of Barracuda is called a Battery
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Is still not fully recovering from a drunken night of trying to ski a double black diamond naked
 

Shaw520

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Sep 20, 2017
289
Northeast
That ones actually true.....except the naked part,.. I assure you nobody wants to see that!

Still trying to do the dwell angle and points gap on his tb.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Enjoys parasailing over crocodile infested waters
 

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