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Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,260
Ottawa, ON
Is part of the Dilbert fan club.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Is preparing for his rap battle with Eminem
 

Blackwater

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Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Can taste the octane content when sampling Gasoline.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Understands that bullets and octane are the real commodities that matter
 
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Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,260
Ottawa, ON
Just upgraded his cell phone from a Motorola Startac to a Nokia 3310.
 

Blackwater

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Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Understands that bullets and octane are the real commodities that matter
Reloading your own brass is the way to go.

Hit a moose with his TB. Backed over him and yelled "dumbass!"
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Is still trying to figure out what this GPS thing is that people talk about
 

Blackwater

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Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
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HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
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Follows people around Walmart barking like a dog.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
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Loves the taste of purple
 
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HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
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Only drives golf carts in reverse
 

Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,260
Ottawa, ON
Thinks whacking a football with a golf club is normal.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Has a pet badger in his bathtub
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Has made it his life goal to prove gummy bears are better than gummy worms
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Once played professional tennis just cause he liked to wear the lil short skirts
 

Blackwater

Member
Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Likes to pretends he works there and stands at the front door to greet and check out the blue hair ladies that come at four in the morning and to help them into there Mart Cart.
 

Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,260
Ottawa, ON
Still has shares in Lehmann Brothers in case they bounce back.
 

Redbeard

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Jan 26, 2013
3,466
Still believes Kodachrome can and will make a comeback and that digital photo's are just a flash in the pan saying they never really took off. Just no market for that tom foolery stuff especially in a phone.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
lives in a phonebooth and thinks he is Clark Kent
 

Blackwater

Member
Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Still has shares in Lehmann Brothers in case they bounce back.
I had to look that up, never heard of them. I have always lived West of the Mississippi and South of the Mason Dixon. Well except when abroad.

Puts scotch tape on every mouse in his office.
 
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Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,260
Ottawa, ON
Thinks Fannie Mae is a burlesque show.
 

Blackwater

Member
Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Went to the strip club and fell in love with a white tail doe.
 

Blackwater

Member
Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Goes to Denny's after the club and hits on the waitress missing her front tooth.
 

Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,260
Ottawa, ON
Can't travel to Canada because he tries to snort the snow.
 
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Blackwater

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Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Eats the yellow snow when told he cant, because you cant tell him what to do.
 
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HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Practices drifting in drive-thrus
 
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Blackwater

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Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Thinks if he saves his money that it will be worth something someday.
 

Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,260
Ottawa, ON
Overthinks changing a light bulb.
 

HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Is know to frequent fast food joints wearing only whitey tighteys
 

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