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HARDTRAILZ

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Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Has never used indoor plumbing
 

HARDTRAILZ

Moderator
Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Took a trip around the sun and managed to not get burnt.
 
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HARDTRAILZ

Moderator
Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Has been to prison so many times they etched his name over his cell
 

Redbeard

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Jan 26, 2013
3,466
Once stole a donut truck and went on a high speed chase, because he thought it would be funny watching cops chase a donut truck on the news.
 

HARDTRAILZ

Moderator
Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Still rides a donkey in every town parade even though they have forced him to now wear pants while riding.
 

HARDTRAILZ

Moderator
Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Once opened for Metallica playing only a keyboard and kick drum
 

HARDTRAILZ

Moderator
Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Is still chasing around that damn chicken that crossed the road
 

HARDTRAILZ

Moderator
Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Still drinks from puddles
 

HARDTRAILZ

Moderator
Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Loves to come over and eat my roadkill BBQ
 

Redbeard

Member
Jan 26, 2013
3,466
Comes from a very small town.
Yep, it's so small he drives he don't even use turn signals.
Why not?
Everyone always knows where everyone else is going.
And they just know how good roadkill BBQ is.
 

HARDTRAILZ

Moderator
Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Keeps tripping on his beard
 

Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Keeps stepping on his cock.
 

Blackwater

Member
Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Treed more coons in one night than Billy Colman's Red bones in a week.
 

HARDTRAILZ

Moderator
Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Once flew nightly bombing missions to the North Pole to try and stop Christmas since he hates the music so much
 

Redbeard

Member
Jan 26, 2013
3,466
Did you hear about the new e-reader he's developing? Reader’s Digest and
Amazon created software that will condense the books when you download them. He’s calling it the Dwindle.
 

Mooseman

Moderator
Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Even though he can remove any bolt with his bare fingers, he still manages to strip them.
 

Blackwater

Member
Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Uses concrete blocks to replace the broken legs on his couch.
 
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Mooseman

Moderator
Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Has to notify the city water works whenever he takes a dump.
 

Blackwater

Member
Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Loves messing with Hookers and Trannys.
 

Mooseman

Moderator
Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Loves messing with Hookers and Trannys.

So what's wrong with messing with Hooker headers and Transmissions? :tongue:

Tried to rob a bank with a musket.
 

HARDTRAILZ

Moderator
Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Once ran over a bank

with a tank
 

Mooseman

Moderator
Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Loves to eat moose knuckles.
 

HARDTRAILZ

Moderator
Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Had a beautiful sports car, but crashed it in a poorly executed attempt to create the Dukes of Hazzard
 

Blackwater

Member
Aug 14, 2015
477
Lawton, OK
Steals cable from his neighbors.
 

Mooseman

Moderator
Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Is one of the White House leakers.
 
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Mooseman

Moderator
Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Coming to a theater near you. Khalid of Arabia. A man and his TrailBlazer traveling through the desert looking for mods who is robbed by 40 thieves. He is just a shell of a man, as well as his TrailBlazer, plotting his revenge so he can bring his love back to glory!
 

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