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[HARDTRAILZ]

Does burnouts on big wheels

 

[Mooseman]

Owns stock in Lehman Brothers

 

[Redbeard]

Likes training wheels on his ice skates.

 

[Mooseman]

Has not found a suitable avatar to fit his dual personality

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Ran an ultra-marathon across three continents recently while training with Chuck Norris

 

[Redbeard]

Knows how to fix the internet connection for his own computer and tv. And starts the password with a Capital S.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Sells discount sneakers on the side.

 

[Mooseman]

Is so cheap he reuses the oil from his truck in his lawnmower.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Drives a dump truck full dead animals around and randomly dumps them in Ford owners yards

 

[Mooseman]

Is planning to move to Canada on Nov. 9th, no matter who wins.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Realizes that Mexico has better Tequila

 

[Mooseman]

Realizes that Canada has better beer.

 

[DAlastDON]

Leaves floaters in the pool.

 

[Mooseman]

Shags just about any tree but has a prefetence for oak

 

[Redbeard]

He knows trees. The dogwood trees talk to him. He hears their bark.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Ate 23 candy bars in a competition once

 

[Redbeard]

Owns a pi tape measure

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Drinks coffee thru his nose

 

[Mooseman]

Wears size 16 shoes

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Carries a shotgun full of slugs to go quail hunting

 

[Mooseman]

His middle name is Lucifer

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Stil has to wear velcro shoes cause he cant tie

 

[DAlastDON]

Washes his cars with the windows down to get the inside washed too.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Spends every Wednesday driving around yelling Topless Tuesday just to screw w people

 

[DAlastDON]

Makes his own bubbles when bathing.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Fights trolls down under the bridge by the river on Friday nights to make extra cash for his hooker and blow habits

 

[DAlastDON]

Poses as a hooker on Sundays and solicits only trannies.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Has played golf on three continents with ghandi

 

[DAlastDON]

Before going christmas shopping he eats lots of beans and shares the holiday scents as he shops.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Once trapped a raccoon and kept it for a drinking buddy through the winter

 

[DAlastDON]

Goes streaking when the temperature drops below -5F.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Knows that Pro Wrestling is real and it is the key to our future

 

[DAlastDON]

Watches soap operas in a nightie.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

chases the tigers tail

 

[Mooseman]

Owns an opium farm

 

[DAlastDON]

Snorkles in the toilet.

 

[Mooseman]

Snorts salt (sea salt, not the cheap crap)

 

[Redbeard]

notices that there are exactly the same amount of daylight in a day even after daylight savings time goes away.

 

[Mooseman]

Tried to dive in the Salt Lake Flats.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Fights roosters using only a rubber band gun