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[HARDTRAILZ]

flies kites during storms to get charged up

 

[Mooseman]

Continues to use a Galaxy Note 7

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Lives life a 1/4 mile at a time

 

[Mooseman]

Cam make dead people cry

 

[Redbeard]

Never let schooling interfere with his education

 

[Mooseman]

Carries extra underwear "just in case"

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

wears his underwear outside of his jeans

 

[Mooseman]

doesn't wear underwear

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Took a trip around the world and got lost so he has been posting from Mars

 

[$ Khalid ! 9130]

Takes on all the Hard Trails

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Has fire in the vents

 

[Sparky]

Owns a sweet TA

 

[$ Khalid ! 9130]

Sparks fly free

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

likes to play with the laser beams and unicorns

 

[Mooseman]

Has hammer toes

 

[$ Khalid ! 9130]

Has a lot of manual...... Service Manuals ????

 

[Redbeard]

His daddy was a firefighter, he went around starting fires.

 

[$ Khalid ! 9130]

Has a Red....... Car

 

[xavierny25]

Is going to start a new thread about how and why he chipped a nail making a u turn....

 

[$ Khalid ! 9130]

Is going to wax........ EVRYTHING

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Once competed in karate but was beaten by a turtle

 

[$ Khalid ! 9130]

Once competed in karate but was beaten by a turtle

Hahaha. I dunno where you come up with these! And I was in Karate back when I was younger.

Back on Topic:
Would lift...... Anything and Everything

 

[Mooseman]

Could sell sand to a Wookie

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Once rode a Wookie around for days in search of a cookie

 

[Redbeard]

Cookie monster at large riding a Wookie.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Used to have a blackbeard, but it has turned red since the fire of 86

 

[xavierny25]

Can't find his Hatchet

 

[Mooseman]

Works part time at the local chicken place wearing a chicken suit handing out coupons.

 

[xavierny25]

Owns a magic stick

 

[Redbeard]

Wishes politicians had more time to campaign.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Contributes to any politician that asks

 

[djthumper]

Would rather run over the politicians

 

[Mooseman]

Is an anarchist

 

[Redbeard]

Falls out of trees while raking leaves.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Uses a chainsaw to cut birthday cake

 

[Mooseman]

Freely gives his money to the government because he wants to help

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Stole a taco truck and spent last weekend passing out free tacos on the side of the interstate

 

[Mooseman]

Kisses toads because they can't run

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Cant see the forest for the trees

 

[Mooseman]

Tried snorting fairy dust