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[Mooseman]

Can't decide which lipstick to wear

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Once ate 14 goldfish and puked up 15

?????

 

[Redbeard]

allows live birth of goldfish while swishing them around in his mouth

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Drives around naked while singing Christmas carols

 

[SnowBlazer]

Calls himself Kyle

 

[djthumper]

Getting ready to lose touch with everyone.

 

[Mooseman]

Procreates like a bunny

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Saw Tinker Bell and leapt out the window after her and now is in the hospital with a few broken bones but one hell of a story

 

[Redbeard]

Just learned that Obama care does not cover accidental jumps from windows.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Has a weird love for Mary Poppins

 

[SnowBlazer]

Tells everyone about his v6 Camaro

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

--Shit I sold that one 10-12 years ago. Was a pretty car(Navy Blue Metallic), but no balls.--

Once flew on the back of a giant condor from Fresno to Oregon to sample some coffee at a hipster bar

 

[SnowBlazer]

Thinks all we do here in Colorado is smoke broccoli

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Loves to smoke broccoli

 

[Mooseman]

Is allergic to broccoli

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Makes a "special" cheese sauce for his broccoli for family reunions

 

[Mooseman]

Thinks broccoli is a type of Italian sports car.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Was once a Crash Test Dummy for Yugo's

 

[DAlastDON]

Had withdrawals from the site outage and is testing it for stability today.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Is pretty far from stable, but once rode a goat out of a stable into traffic and down to the local pub for some brews

 

[DAlastDON]

Rode with me to the pub from the stable but on a sheep.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Snorts crushed smarties and does burnouts on his moped daily

 

[SnowBlazer]

Calls roadkill dinner

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Swerves to hit pets

 

[SnowBlazer]

Has a cock for his profile pic.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Has two wives in Mexico that her wont admit to

 

[Mooseman]

Likes to poke strangers in the eye

 

[Redbeard]

feels windshield wipers are for wimps

 

[Mooseman]

Makes children cry with a single wink.

 

[Redbeard]

Tried to make the kiddies laugh by blink both eyes simultaneously, but only one eye would comprehend the command. Tried for 30 minutes flat with the import model, but still no luck.

 

[DAlastDON]

Is always down to acquire new booty.

 

[Mooseman]

Is THE cable guy

 

[DAlastDON]

Plays tarzan in the willow tree just beyond the outhouse.

 

[Mooseman]

Steals iPhones from babies

 

[DAlastDON]

Had moose tongue for breakfast.

 

[Mooseman]

French kissed a moose tongue

 

[SnowBlazer]

Sees moose as much as I see eagles.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Swears about all kinds of things

 

[SnowBlazer]

Needs to send me stickers.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Needs to go south of the border