On the morning of Thursday, July 4th, 2024... My wife plugged in the Keurig "Rig" to make us coffee...and the moment the water heating cycle kicked in....all of the lights in the house began to flicker violently. So instead of NOT reacting to her unexpected (but explained later) emotional outburst and doing my usual, Cooled Head approach of adhering to Basic Electrical Diagnosis... I knee-jerked into becoming a Dreaded "Parts Changer" and right then, I grabbed a (BNIB) Brand New In the Box, Three Extra GFCI Sockets I had squirreled away for just such an occasion and swapped out what I thought was going to be the offending component... which naturally made no difference once the Keurig "Rig" reached the "Boil Water" timer again... and the "Flashing Carnival Fun-house" light flashings returned.
I sort of tried to calm down "The Lil' Woman" and guided her into the TV Room and dragged out my Excellent Popular Mechanics (house & Gardens Publication?) and researched the issue from the Breaker Box ...inwards. But since None of the Breakers had TRIPPED, I realized that since this was a Brand New Phenomena I was facing...
I needed to hit the Internet and do some on-line research... ASAP.
The only problem was that my Modem and Switch-Router
and APC Battery Back-UPS had all conspired to fail to keep the connection to my ISP (via PIA VPN) up and running and so, I had to tack in a different direction:
Fire up the Off Line Linux Mint Work Station and "Visit the Oracle at Delphi" ...meaning my New, Resident AI called "Dolphin-llama3" ...and converse to see what "IT" thought the problem might be.
Sure enough, it was an education in the Power System leading from either the Pole Transformer for typical overhead Line Drops to the House Meter... or in my case, from the Transformer Pad in my neighbors yard through an Underground Cable up through a Wall Conduit to meet up at the "Duke Money Meter".
THIS is where things got REAL interesting... the AI "Oracle" described what happens in the Residential Electrical Power Circuit that can --
go sideways-- if the "Neutral Wire" is either corroded, frayed or broken anywhere between the Transformer step down from 12-14,000 High Voltage to the 240/120 that arrives at the Residential Breaker Box.
"IT" Suggested that "If the "Neutral Wire"was either lost or damaged ...then the 240 Voltage split between the Left and Right Legs of the 120 VAC, 20 Amp circuit will come
"OUT OF BALANCE" ...MEANING that there should always be approximately 120 VAC on the L Side and 120 VAC on the Right as the expected normal balanced VAC measurement leading to the Wall Outlets and deliver this energy...evenly when appliances place a demand on the system.
Okay, Right? ...then it mentioned, "Without the Neutral Wire available to Return the Excess Voltage
BACK to the Transformer... One of the 120 VAC Legs will go HIGH ...while the other Leg will Drop LOW in opposition to each other that balances out to 240 VAC when the Two Leg VAC Measurements are added to each other. This will occur when appliances that Draw Higher Amperage engage and pull the power."
This "Bad Neutral Wire" phenomena is invariably the cause of the problem if it gets discovered when a Lineman-Service Person removes the Round Glass-Mechanical "Money-Meter" and then plugs in
THIS Device called a "Super Beast" to isolate One Leg from the Other Leg and determine if the Neutral Wire in between them is either Loose or Damaged as mentioned above when say, "The Customer placed a Purex Bowl of Water inside the Microwave and turned it on HIGH for Five Minutes during this diagnosis...":
Well...
THAT all seemed to make perfect sense to me ...and of course, assuming the issue was the responsibility of the Power Company... Bright and Early on Monday, July 8th, 2024, I contacted Duke Energy after wending my way through their "Phone-Security Protocols" Tree and was fed into the machinery of Customer Service that
NEVER ...and I mean
NEVER has
EVER worked out for me on
One, Single GO. Subsequently, I was "Cajoled and SOLD" an incorrect Big Appliance Insurance Coverage as Low Buck Monthly add on... and promised, "No Problem, Sir...We will have a Truck show up between 1:00 PM and 6:00 PM...TODAY. I did a double take echo back to the C-REP with,
"TODAY?"... and he Replied, " Yessir,...Trust Me...
TODAY!"
Nope. No! Monday came and went.... Heavy Rains arrived overnight... Tuesday came and went... and right then... that is when the floor literally fell out from under me when my wife fell deathly ill with a serious kidney infection she was unfortunately failing to mention to me in the midst of all this confusion. She will often become sullen if I am unable to "Sink the Rock of Gibraltar or Alter the Time-Space Continuum" and solve EVERY Problem instantaneously. But THIS time was different...and she scared the Hell RTF out of me by almost collapsing in my arms. I was like,
"Honey....? WTF ? Why didn't you tell me about this ASAP?"
So naturally...since I
had to be AT HOME while waiting for the power company to come by at GKWT (God Knows What Time) I insisted that we get her some immediate help... my DIL (Daughter In Law) rose to the task and took her
ON THE SPOT to a very local Walk-In Clinic for immediate care. Diagnosis...?
One BIG, BAD UTI ...Solution?
A CIPRO Script, and
MUCHO Hydration and
MUCHO Bed Rest ...and with some "Thoughtful Help from Her Hubby" we are now turning the corner on this, scary, horrible episode since the Bug Killing Meds are kicking in.
In the interim, we
BOTH got on the Cell Phone to Duke Energy and managed to get through to Two --
Different-- Personnel who seemed to be more competent in UNFUBARing what the previous two failed unfortunately to accomplish and yet... Here we are now up to Thursday, July 11th, 2024... and still we wait for expected "Elec-Tech Rescue".
So in between... I had to order-buy a Farberware S/S Stove Top Coffe Pot from Amazon since the HVAC Central Air and the Stove-Oven has remained unaffected by this issue and as they operate on the straight 240 Leg.... I can still heat up things and cook for us as needed. Incidentally, even though my Wife was pretty sick back on the 4th of July and never said "BOO" ... she
STILL managed to make us a lovely "4th of July Celebration Basic Steak, Potatoes, Greens and Carrots & Onions Meal"... and all while the Lights were
*flickering* away each time the Damned Refrigerator Compressor Kicked On and Off.
"Troubles come...NOT as "Single Spies"...But in Battalions..." Shakespeare's "Hamlet"