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[Mooseman]

Likes to pretend he's watching porn in the cube.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

uses tire chains in the summer

 

[Redbeard]

sells tire chain lube on the side

 

[$ Khalid ! 9130]

Buys the tire chain lube for use on the beard

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Constantly has sand in his britches

 

[Blackwater]

Offers to clean sand from anywhere and on anything for free.

 

[Mooseman]

Runs a flea circus bit hates the clown ones.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Plays in the bathtub for hours with his rubber ducky

 

[Mooseman]

Drag races his lawn tractor.

 

[Capote]

Races his Moose at the track.

 

[Blackwater]

Is Mooseman's jockey.

 

[Mooseman]

Is a moss grower

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Is really just an overgrown deer

 

[Mooseman]

Failed at ant farming

 

[$ Khalid ! 9130]

Bought that ant farm

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Has ants in his pants

 

[$ Khalid ! 9130]

Wants those ants back. But shipping is a $&#&

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Sometimes feels the need...the need for speed!

 

[$ Khalid ! 9130]

Tried to speed once. Broke the front axle

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Takes the occasional bath in blue cheese salad dressing

 

[Capote]

Sails the rivers frequently in an Orange Home Depot bucket, whilst towing a 12 pack of beers on its own lil floaty.

 

[Blackwater]

Takes pictures of Robin when he showers for his own personal use.

 

[Capote]

Frequently purchases my voyeur photos of Robin.

 

[Mooseman]

Owns the domain www.nakedrobinphotos.com but gets only enquiries from bird watchers

 

[$ Khalid ! 9130]

Moderates on that domain so things don't get too chirpy

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Likes a lil cheese with his whine

 

[Mooseman]

Changed his name to Lucifer and keeps saying "Boy, is it ever hot here!".

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Works as nanny part time so he can go through the moms underwear drawers

 

[Mooseman]

Has a fascination about head shapes. Keeps a spreadsheet about the ones he sees each day.

 

[Blackwater]

loves head, but has trouble with the horns

 

[Mooseman]

Tried to pet a moose and got antlered.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Knows she don't eat me , but she sure like the bone

 

[Mooseman]

Has his own tire dump in his yard.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Raises lizard for cheap meat

 

[Mooseman]

Thinks the Canadian Parliament is an igloo.

 

[Blackwater]

Had a calcium deficiency and found out when his antlers fell off. before the treatments he would glue them back on.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Still sniffs glue on the weekends

 

[Mooseman]

Considers going through Amazon Auto as porn.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Once lived in the trunk of a honda for the winter and stayed warm by burning crayola crayons

 

[Redbeard]

Still wishes he could afford that 64 count box of crayons.