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[Mooseman]

Drank Kool-Aid and said "what's the big deal?"

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Mixed up my koolaid a bit too weak for my tolerance level

 

[Blackwater]

tolerance is 2% Alc. by vol.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Has blood in his alcohol stream

 

[Capote]

Once rode a unicycle across the sand flats without even breaking a sweat.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Did a burnout across two states in his TB

 

[Capote]

Did a burnout across two states in his TB

I like the sound of that.

90 degree wall climb ain't crap for him

 

[Mooseman]

Can march to disco

 

[Blackwater]

Has to have a removable roof.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Is auditioning for Dancing with the Stars

 

[Mooseman]

Has a party in his cube every day... by himself.

 

[$ Khalid ! 9130]

Parties with fellow Mooses

 

[Mooseman]

Is known as the TrailBlazer Sheik.

 

[Capote]

Carpools with a moose

 

[Mooseman]

Carpools with Robin

 

[$ Khalid ! 9130]

Is known as the TrailBlazer Sheik.

Bought another ride to take all his moose buddies

 

[Mooseman]

Gives free gas from his mini oil refinery in his yard.

 

[$ Khalid ! 9130]

Sells moose juice to keep the mod funds alive

 

[Mooseman]

Tried to sell Sandmobiles. Basically snowmobiles for sand. Didn't work so well.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Was once a pro skateboarder

 

[Mooseman]

Does his own dentistry.

 

[Redbeard]

sells manuals on "do it yourself at home dentistry".

 

[Mooseman]

Writes manuals on do it yourself home dentistry.

 

[Blackwater]

Uses his antlers to open several beers at once.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Has penpals in 17 countries, but only speaks one language so the letters are pretty short

 

[Redbeard]

Labels TWINS on the Top of their heads so he doesn't need to look them square in the eyes.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Knows that is because the eyes are the windows to the soul

 

[Mooseman]

Has a superfluous third eye on the top of his head. Can identify just about any plane in flight.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Once punched the pope for looking at his girl

 

[Mooseman]

Was once arrested for drunk mowing.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Should not have pulled me over that night

 

[Mooseman]

Rode a moose and said "nice horns"

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Dont eat meat but he sure like the horn

 

[Mooseman]

Says he has a job in a cube.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Knows ice cubes take a long time to create

 

[Blackwater]

Sells Ice at a 30% increase and claims its because of supply and demand.

 

[Mooseman]

His real name is Walter White.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Once froze one of his horns off and had it surgically reattached

 

[Mooseman]

Has an obsession with horns.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Once ate horned toad for dinner