Say something about the user above

HARDTRAILZ

Moderator
Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Stores extra cheetos in his socks for snacks on the go
 

Mooseman

Moderator
Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Can fart and chew gum at the same time.
 

HARDTRAILZ

Moderator
Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Can pee across a room
 

Darkrider_LS

Original poster
Member
Jan 25, 2013
9,332
Knows this disturbing fact somehow...
 

Mooseman

Moderator
Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Collects toenail clippings
 

SnowBlazer

Member
Jun 9, 2014
5,775
Colorado Springs
Plays hide and go seek with moose around his back yard.
 

HARDTRAILZ

Moderator
Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Once drove around in a pink miata waiting for SnowBlazer to steal his ice cream then drove off laughing
 
  • Like
Reactions: SnowBlazer

Mooseman

Moderator
Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Went to a chicken farm, knocked on the farmer's house door and said "that's a nice cock you got there!"
 

Mooseman

Moderator
Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Has no balls if he buys a Miata
 

Mooseman

Moderator
Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Wishes he has balls like Ken Block
 

HARDTRAILZ

Moderator
Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Likes to block the balls
 

Mooseman

Moderator
Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Is just like a baby, bawls all night
 

HARDTRAILZ

Moderator
Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Rides rafts down the rivers of strippers tears he creates as he throws nickels at them
 

Mooseman

Moderator
Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Has a vivid imagination
 

HARDTRAILZ

Moderator
Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Can fly but only uses the talent when it is life or death and a full mopon
 

Mooseman

Moderator
Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Miatas and Rockstar wheels. Need I say more?
 

Mooseman

Moderator
Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Has a death wish of being impaled with moose antlers
 

Mooseman

Moderator
Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Can recite the alphabet backwards as a pickup trick
 

Mooseman

Moderator
Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
His idea of a good time is to peer into an open door and say "Here's Johnny!"
 
  • Like
Reactions: Redbeard

HARDTRAILZ

Moderator
Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Uses blood instead of ink to write love notes
 

Mooseman

Moderator
Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Deep fries bacon wrapped lard as a snack.
 

HARDTRAILZ

Moderator
Nov 18, 2011
49,665
MMMMMM


Is working on a deep-fried run recipe to win the worlds fair
 

Mooseman

Moderator
Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Has Truck Nutz in his pants so he has some balls.
 

HARDTRAILZ

Moderator
Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Has secretly painted his truck lavendar, but wont post pics til he has a matching miata
 
  • Like
Reactions: SnowBlazer

Mooseman

Moderator
Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Has an eternal tire fire in his yard
 

Mooseman

Moderator
Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Known in his neibourhood as "that cat guy"
 

Mooseman

Moderator
Dec 4, 2011
25,257
Ottawa, ON
Likes running into brick walls for fun
 

HARDTRAILZ

Moderator
Nov 18, 2011
49,665
Decided to take a hike one day. he started walking and once he hit Mexico he decided to keep going. He swam the Panama Canal then in Brazil he stole a boat and went to Africa where he rode a lion around for awhile. Then he jumped off and took off walking to Germany for some beir n brats. After he had his fill he hit up Russia and took vodka shots with Putin. Two years later he found his way to China and realized that cat is pretty good stuff. Finally he hit the Pacific and commandeered a jetski and head back to North America where he continues to rule GMTNation with an iron thumb!
 
  • Like
Reactions: Mooseman

Redbeard

Member
Jan 26, 2013
3,466
His "iron thumb" came from mis-swinging of his 28 oz, Estwing framing hammer. Which landed on his hitch hiking thumb. Now an iron thumb.

damn sledge hammer mechanics
 

Forum Statistics

Threads
23,271
Posts
637,476
Members
18,472
Latest member
MissCrutcher

Members Online

No members online now.