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[Mooseman]

Has misconceptions of Canada.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

plays go fish solo

 

[Mooseman]

Needs help playing solitaire.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Goes to White Castle with Neil Patrick Harris

 

[Mooseman]

Goes to Tim Horton's with Wayne Gretzky.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Knows that Chuck Norris is Santa Claus

 

[SnowBlazer]

Once was involved in a group text with a bunch of hookers.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Once tried the Carolina Reaper challenge and shit flames for 3 days

 

[SnowBlazer]

Dresses up in a Barney costume and drives around in the TA asking little kids if they want a ride.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Knows the 17 beers a fifth of whiskey is equal to is just a precursor to the debauchery he will have once he gets his first leave

 

[Mooseman]

Repainted his truck white because he envies SnowBlazer

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Ahh Snap....


Watches CandidMommy repeatedly

 

[SnowBlazer]

Going to lower the TA because we all know, once you have a lifted truck, you have to have a lowered car to balance things out.

 

[Redbeard]

Can't get on Facebook anymore. His computer unfriended him.

 

[SnowBlazer]

Doesn't have a profile picture or build thread. So he must drive a Ford

 

[Mooseman]

Reads emails from Col. Mumbasa of Nigeria just in case it's real.

 

[Redbeard]

Knows artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Spent last night drinking moonshine and chasing rabbits in a corn field

 

[Mooseman]

Has the worlds largest collection of women's shoes.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

dreams of owning a bowling alley with a disco theme

 

[SnowBlazer]

Has under glow on his TB "so he can see the trails better"

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Needs turbo

 

[Mooseman]

Dreams of starring in Magic Mike 2

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Spends his mornings screwing up peoples rush hour commute by doing 50 laps around every round-a-bout he can find

 

[SnowBlazer]

Is part of the neighborhood watch. But not the type that provides security.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Has plans to live in an igloo and hunt polar bears for most of 2018

 

[Redbeard]

Can't wait for Groundhog day part 2, the sequel.

 

[SnowBlazer]

Drives a Kia

 

[Mooseman]

Hoards kitty litter

 

[SnowBlazer]

Collects GMT360s like Pokémon

 

[Mooseman]

Collects GMT360s like Pokémon

(You don't know how true that is!)

Has a crush on the wicked witch of the west.

 

[Redbeard]

Owns a Whatchamacallit for his DooHickey

 

[Mooseman]

Fantasizes about being Miley Cirus.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Came in like a wrecking ball

 

[Mooseman]

Fantasizes about doing it with Miley Cirus

 

[SnowBlazer]

Is Miley Cyrus

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Has a drone following miley

 

[Redbeard]

Only uses the "official" Hasbro Nerf Drone

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Does burnouts in his cozy coupe

 

[SnowBlazer]

Has a Jeep. But isn't about the Jeep life.