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[Redbeard]

Comes from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Stores extra gravy in beard for those long cold nights

 

[Mooseman]

Goes cock-a-doodle-doo every morning.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Has plans this weekend to ride a moose downtown to a bar

 

[SnowBlazer]

Has to remodel his basement...even though he literally just got finished with it.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Will be trying to set a world record in sled riding speed this winter on a modified Flexible Flyer wooden sled complete with LEDs and nerf bars.

 

[SnowBlazer]

Likes to drive modified mommy mobiles.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Needs more lift to ramp speed bumps with more authority

 

[Mooseman]

Is a closet Miata lover

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Has never dropped acid while riding a unicorn to the moon

 

[Mooseman]

Is as much fun as a sloth on downers

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Plays twister by himself in a garage while taking jello shots

 

[Mooseman]

Is in love with Helen Mirren

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Spent three days trying to figure out what kind of Moose this was....

 

[SnowBlazer]

Has a miata in his barn, which hell never confess to.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

chases greased pigs in late night bar events in Tijuana for extra pesos

 

[SnowBlazer]

Likes bacon

 

[Mooseman]

Couldn't find a naked woman in a strip club to save his life.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Is a faithful follower of Brother John Birch and belongs to the Antioch Baptist Church. He ain't even got a garage, you can call home and ask his wife

 

[Mooseman]

Loves Dildo. (Newfoundland)

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Eats chickens with the feather on

 

[Mooseman]

Jacks off while looking at the pictures in Off Roading magazine

 

[Redbeard]

Doesn't pay his electric bills...claims he hasn't seen electric all month and he refuses to pay for something he has not seen.

 

[Mooseman]

Dunks his beard in hot water to make a tea.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Poops in urinals

 

[Mooseman]

Goes around town flashing statues.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Pretends to be a statue and hopes for a good flashing

 

[Redbeard]

Rotates and back flushes the old stale air in the tires FOUR times a year (one for each season), yet refuses to do anything with the spare tire's air.

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Has spent three days with a bicycle pump trying to inflate this tire

 

[Mooseman]

Posts pictures of his failed tire repairs.

 

[SnowBlazer]

Isn't actually a mosses. But rather a man.

 

[Mooseman]

He can't spell the word moose

 

[Redbeard]

Is waiting for breakfast...

 

[Mooseman]

Watches movies on W network.

 

[Redbeard]

Would give his right arm to be Ambidextrous.

 

[Mooseman]

Dies his grey beard red

 

[SnowBlazer]

Lives in Canada

 

[Redbeard]

truly convinced the USA will adopt the metric system shortly.

 

[Mooseman]

Puts ants in his pants for fun.

 

[SnowBlazer]

Ends his sentences with "Eh?"