Jokes and Riddles

[Redbeard]

 

[Redbeard]

 

[Redbeard]

 

[flyboy2610]

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Don't flatter yourself.

 

[Redbeard]

on youtube:
Vince the Sign Guy:

I married my wife
for her looks,

but not the ones
I'm getting lately.
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I put grandma
on Speed Dial
I call that
Instagram

 

[Redbeard]

 

[Redbeard]

 

[mrrsm]

My FAVORITE "Three On A Match" Military Scenario...

"Da... Vun Tu Steer...Vun Tu Nahvigate.. andt... Vun tu PUSHKIN..."

 

[Redbeard]

For anyone who needs to leave an "out of the office message" or out of town message, think about using this note next time:

 

[Mooseman]

 

[TollKeeper]

I see 3 of the 4 most expensive things in that picture..

Women
Gas
Car

And the forth... House/\

 

[Redbeard]

 

[Redbeard]

 

[flyboy2610]

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My mom used the back side of an acrylic hairbrush.