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mrrsm

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What do you call ..."The Occasion..." when your Drunk Uncle Charlie trips over his own two feet at Pool Side, then falls *Ass-Over-Head* into the Grill, knocking it over and spilling all of the Hot Dogs and Hamburgers on the Grass where the Dogs can grab them up and Skedaddle?


A "FUBARB"
 
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TollKeeper

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2025 Rivian trying to shine the Bat Signal at the clouds...

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Redbeard

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Someone in the local news did not proof read their sentences. Read it slowly, I have not altered any words.
Weekly the local news talks about restaurant scores for cleaniness. This was part of a story:

The Jiff Mart also had a warmer that wasn’t keeping foods at the wrong temperature. It was working properly during that follow-up check.

What the heck!:duh:


 

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