Jokes and Riddles
- Thread starter DucatiSS
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What do you call ..."The Occasion..." when your Drunk Uncle Charlie trips over his own two feet at Pool Side, then falls *Ass-Over-Head* into the Grill, knocking it over and spilling all of the Hot Dogs and Hamburgers on the Grass where the Dogs can grab them up and Skedaddle?
A "FUBARB"
A "FUBARB"
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2025 Rivian trying to shine the Bat Signal at the clouds...
Someone in the local news did not proof read their sentences. Read it slowly, I have not altered any words.
Weekly the local news talks about restaurant scores for cleaniness. This was part of a story:
The Jiff Mart also had a warmer that wasn’t keeping foods at the wrong temperature. It was working properly during that follow-up check.
What the heck!
www.waff.com
Weekly the local news talks about restaurant scores for cleaniness. This was part of a story:
The Jiff Mart also had a warmer that wasn’t keeping foods at the wrong temperature. It was working properly during that follow-up check.
What the heck!
Kitchen Cops uncover cockroaches, rotting fish and crickets
Just when we thought we’d seen it all, we get a word of crickets and rotting fish.
www.waff.com
*Sex Education*
Teacher: "tell me the difference between a
Callgirl, Girlfriend, and Wife."
The whole class was silent until "little Johnny" put up his hand
and answered:
"Prepaid, Postpaid, and Unlimited."
Teacher: "tell me the difference between a
Callgirl, Girlfriend, and Wife."
The whole class was silent until "little Johnny" put up his hand
and answered:
"Prepaid, Postpaid, and Unlimited."
The next time your phone rings and shows number "private", respect the other persons' privacy and don't answer it.
Kind of scary when the
weatherman is the
closest one to telling the truth
on the news these days.
weatherman is the
closest one to telling the truth
on the news these days.
from youtube:
Whoever put the "S" in FASTFOOD
was a marketing genius.
Whoever put the "S" in FASTFOOD
was a marketing genius.
flyboy2610
Member
I don't know. My place of employment usually puts them in places of authority. Along with the dumb ones.
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Sounds a lot like Peter's Principle: people rise to their level of incompetence.
while looking for sunglasses at amazon I looked at these sunglasses. Check out the dimensions of these sunglasses.
flyboy2610
Member
Mooseman
Moderator
Regular Naps
Prevent old age
especially if you
take them
while driving
via youtube
Prevent old age
especially if you
take them
while driving
via youtube
sign on business:
SHOE REPAIR
I will heel you
I will save
your sole
I will even dye
for you
SHOE REPAIR
I will heel you
I will save
your sole
I will even dye
for you
flyboy2610
Member
With Thanksgiving and Christmas upon us, should the family mixer break use this alternative:
