Jokes and Riddles
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flyboy2610
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on youtube:
Vince the Sign Guy:
I married my wife
for her looks,
but not the ones
I'm getting lately.
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I put grandma
on Speed Dial
I call that
Instagram
Vince the Sign Guy:
I married my wife
for her looks,
but not the ones
I'm getting lately.
============================
I put grandma
on Speed Dial
I call that
My FAVORITE "Three On A Match" Military Scenario...
"Da... Vun Tu Steer...Vun Tu Nahvigate.. andt... Vun tu PUSHKIN..."
"Da... Vun Tu Steer...Vun Tu Nahvigate.. andt... Vun tu PUSHKIN..."
For anyone who needs to leave an "out of the office message" or out of town message, think about using this note next time:
Mooseman
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flyboy2610
Member
flyboy2610
Member
Mooseman
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Used to have a Physical Abilities Requirements Exam (PARE) test. I just told them "hey, at least I'm shaped like a pear" 
The wife and I count calories and we have the figures to prove it. 
Mooseman
Moderator
Not so much as joke or riddle, but in this months RockAuto "Mistakes & Blunders" is this:
July 2024.
July 2024.
| Repair Mistakes & Blunders |
The fuel gauge in my 1963½ Ford Galaxie quit working due to a bad ground on a rusty body, but it was an easy fix. I simply attached a ground wire with sheet metal screws, from the metal lip on the edge of the gas tank to anywhere there was clean metal on the underside of the body. Problem solved. The following winter, after a snowstorm, I had a flat tire. I proceeded to change the tire, and as I tried to remove the spare from the trunk, I found that it wouldn’t budge. Assuming that it was frozen to the trunk floor, I used a crowbar to pry it loose. When it finally broke free, I heard a loud hissing and discovered that I had driven one of those sheet metal screws up through the trunk floor and into the sidewall of the spare tire. Obvious lesson learned. |
I could see MRRSM explaining physics to us (and the "us" being the jester in the last frame 
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My dear wife just asked me this question: How much do I spend on a bottle of wine. I said "I don't know." Her reply "about a half an hour."
Did you know SPAM was introduced in 1937?
Breaking news is that they just announced they are making their SECOND batch!
Breaking news is that they just announced they are making their SECOND batch!
flyboy2610
Member
And McDonald's is down to their last 5 pounds of hamburger.
Just enough for another billion burgers.
Just enough for another billion burgers.
youtube riddle:
What do electric cars and diarrhea have in common?
The idea of "I've got to make it home."
What do electric cars and diarrhea have in common?
The idea of "I've got to make it home."
My Dream Job
Would be the
KARMA DELIVERY SERVICE.
Would be the
KARMA DELIVERY SERVICE.
use the following phrase at your own discretion. lol.
One of us is
Right.
The other is
You.
One of us is
Right.
The other is
You.
