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One he started geocaching he never went back
 
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Bearded
 
Sailor man
 
Corn pipe
 
Sails the seas
 
Hoisting the sails
 
bouncing on down the road
 
Runs over Prius drivers
 
Buries the bodies for me
 
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Pays well for it
 
Once ran across Germany wearing a toga and carrying a Russian mule while chugging tequila to prove he was tough
 
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Once slayed 7 Sasquatch's naked with a just toothpick and a rolled up newspaper
 
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Decided to take over South America only using a paper clip, two rubber bands, and 63 kilos of coke....and did it
 
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Once hijacked a Chinese rocket and flew it to Venus dressed as Nixon, ran 3685miles, did 27 jumping jacks, and screamed look at my penis until he starved and dehydrated, all in the name of.......Burger King
 
Has ran around the world 17 times since he beat the shit out of Forrest Gump
 
Watched every moment of it
 
Realizes that ND is way colder than the rest of the world and has to go buy layers and layers of clothing
 
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Is correct
 
Has finally figured out that making naked snow angels are a bad idea
 
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Is correct, but the burn hurts so good
 
Has a part-time job as a nuclear scientist.
 
Is a grizzly wrestler on Wednesdays
 
Once ate 23 tacos
 
Drove through Mount St. Helen's as she was erupting while eating an ice pop waving the middle finger
 
Once found an UBJ in his beard
 
Fought a tornado...and won
 
Once thumb wrestled Kin Jong Un
 

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