seen on youtube:
It was a dark
Halloween night
She had a flat,
But no Jack-or-Lantern
It was a dark
Halloween night
She had a flat,
But no Jack-or-Lantern
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flyboy2610
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This is a great reason I don't trust polls very much:
March 2, 2025
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Most retirees lean on Social Security to some degree. According to a 2024 Gallup poll, a whopping 88% of retired U.S. adults say their benefits are either a major or minor source of income.
me: What other option is there then?
March 2, 2025
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Most retirees lean on Social Security to some degree. According to a 2024 Gallup poll, a whopping 88% of retired U.S. adults say their benefits are either a major or minor source of income.
me: What other option is there then?
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flyboy2610
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When my daughter was little she would check every coin return she saw. It paid off multiple times.
There is an actual working Pay Phone near my house. I never noticed it before. Just happened to see it when I stopped at a gas station for a snack.
*******SPOILER ALERT********
This was copped from the New "Alien Romulus" Movie...
The Young Commander of the Weyland-Yutani Ship, "The Corbelan IV" stood at the open portal of the upper deck of his spacecraft while parked in the Off World Mining Village Caravan Yard and yelled down at the semi-functional ND-255 Android walking up in the company of his Ex-Girlfriend... "Rain":
"Hey Andy... "Why'd the Blind Miner ...Fall Down The Well?"
The crippled Android squinted up into the bright spotlight showering down on him and with a wry smile... since he was programmed and very prone to making similar quips and puns for "Rain" ever since she was just a Kid... he knew what was coming next and asked,
"Why...?"
The Young Man smiled broadly down at him and yelled back,
"He Couldn't SEE That WELL.."
Smiles and laughter all around.
This was copped from the New "Alien Romulus" Movie...
The Young Commander of the Weyland-Yutani Ship, "The Corbelan IV" stood at the open portal of the upper deck of his spacecraft while parked in the Off World Mining Village Caravan Yard and yelled down at the semi-functional ND-255 Android walking up in the company of his Ex-Girlfriend... "Rain":
"Hey Andy... "Why'd the Blind Miner ...Fall Down The Well?"
The crippled Android squinted up into the bright spotlight showering down on him and with a wry smile... since he was programmed and very prone to making similar quips and puns for "Rain" ever since she was just a Kid... he knew what was coming next and asked,
"Why...?"
The Young Man smiled broadly down at him and yelled back,
"He Couldn't SEE That WELL.."
Smiles and laughter all around.
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flyboy2610
Member
Wise man say: Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
That's nothing. My wife remembers stuff that hasn't even happened yet!
Mooseman
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Thats cause she had a dream about it.. and even in dreams, your guilty in real life!
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flyboy2610
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