Jokes and Riddles

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*******SPOILER ALERT********

This was copped from the New "Alien Romulus" Movie...

The Young Commander of the Weyland-Yutani Ship, "The Corbelan IV" stood at the open portal of the upper deck of his spacecraft while parked in the Off World Mining Village Caravan Yard and yelled down at the semi-functional ND-255 Android walking up in the company of his Ex-Girlfriend... "Rain":

"Hey Andy... "Why'd the Blind Miner ...Fall Down The Well?"

The crippled Android squinted up into the bright spotlight showering down on him and with a wry smile... since he was programmed and very prone to making similar quips and puns for "Rain" ever since she was just a Kid... he knew what was coming next and asked,

"Why...?"

The Young Man smiled broadly down at him and yelled back,

"He Couldn't SEE That WELL.."

Smiles and laughter all around.
 
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