Jokes and Riddles

[Redbeard]

 

[Mooseman]

 

[Redbeard]

 

[Mooseman]

For the record, we only say tuna.

 

[Mooseman]

Husband's brain storage:
Car Stats: 500GB
Useless trivia: 1TB
Wife's instructions from 5 mins ago: File not found

 

[azswiss]

5 minutes constitutes long term memory, right?

 

[Redbeard]

I have some friends like this:

 

[Mooseman]

Guys, I need help here. I just had an argument with my wife and she told me I was right.
"What do I do next?"

 

[azswiss]

Be afraid . . . very afraid.

 

[flyboy2610]

Try and get it in writing.

 

[TollKeeper]

At least get a recording!

 

[Redbeard]

Since it is Monday morning:

 

[Mooseman]

This is really sad...

 

[Redbeard]

 

[Redbeard]

 

[Redbeard]