Jokes and Riddles

[Redbeard]

 

[Mooseman]

 

[Redbeard]

 

[Mooseman]

For the record, we only say tuna.

 

[Mooseman]

Husband's brain storage:
Car Stats: 500GB
Useless trivia: 1TB
Wife's instructions from 5 mins ago: File not found

 

[azswiss]

5 minutes constitutes long term memory, right?

 

[Redbeard]

I have some friends like this:

 

[Mooseman]

Guys, I need help here. I just had an argument with my wife and she told me I was right.
"What do I do next?"

 

[azswiss]

Be afraid . . . very afraid.

 

[flyboy2610]

Try and get it in writing.

 

[TollKeeper]

At least get a recording!

 

[Redbeard]

Since it is Monday morning:

 

[Mooseman]

This is really sad...

 

[Redbeard]

 

[Redbeard]

 

[Redbeard]

 

[Mooseman]

 

[Redbeard]

View attachment 117639

This goes so well with the braille on the ATM machine at the drive through of the bank.

the "like" button doesn't seem to give me the option for anything funnier and then asks if this is really what I want (no-it's much funnier than that!)

 

[flyboy2610]

the "like" button doesn't seem to give me the option for anything funnier and then asks if this is really what I want (no-it's much funnier than that!)

There seem to have been some changes around here. It's a bit more 'colorful' as well.

 

[Mooseman]

 

[Mooseman]

 

[Mooseman]

Just saw three guys my age jogging, and it motivated me - to get up and shut the blinds

 

[flyboy2610]

Just saw three guys my age jogging, and it motivated me - to get up and shut the blinds

I don't watch sports on TV, either. It's too much like vicarious exercise.