Jokes and Riddles
- Thread starter DucatiSS
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Guys, I need help here. I just had an argument with my wife and she told me I was right.
"What do I do next?"
"What do I do next?"
flyboy2610
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This goes so well with the braille on the ATM machine at the drive through of the bank.
the "like" button doesn't seem to give me the option for anything funnier and then asks if this is really what I want (no-it's much funnier than that!)
flyboy2610
Member
There seem to have been some changes around here. It's a bit more 'colorful' as well.
Just saw three guys my age jogging, and it motivated me - to get up and shut the blinds
flyboy2610
Member
I don't watch sports on TV, either. It's too much like vicarious exercise.
Cars these days have too many gadgets.
I tried to reverse, and it played a video of somebody getting run over by a car.
I tried to reverse, and it played a video of somebody getting run over by a car.
Well this puts egg on our faces...
Is this what you call a closet bus driver? 
globalnews.ca
Man arrested after Ontario transit bus stolen with passengers on board, police say | Globalnews.ca
Hamilton police say a suspect is facing charges after a transit bus was stolen with passengers on board when the driver had exited for a short break.
globalnews.ca
northcreek
Member
Must have watched the Seinfeld episode where Kramer does that...Is this what you call a closet bus driver?
flyboy2610
Member
Only in Canada! There's Florida man, well we have our Ontario man!
www.cp24.com
“An investigation revealed the accused got into an argument with the victim, who is known to them, before intentionally directing snow from a snow blower at them,” police said in a news release Monday."
At first I thought the guy chased him with it.
Ontario man charged with assault using snow blower
Ontario man charged with assault using snow blower
A 57-year-old Ontario man has been charged with assault following an incident involving a snow blower.
www.cp24.com
“An investigation revealed the accused got into an argument with the victim, who is known to them, before intentionally directing snow from a snow blower at them,” police said in a news release Monday."
At first I thought the guy chased him with it.
