The old Harley Davidson adage.. If there aint no oil under it, there aint no oil in it.
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Mooseman
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SOUL DESTROYING
My wife said, “You’re not the dumbest guy in the world.”
I thought, “Not bad!”
Then she added, “But you better hope he doesn’t die!”
PRO TIP: NAPPING
If you want to nap while the kids are home, just say "Wake me up in 30 minutes so we can clean the house."
They will then do literally anything to avoid waking you.
(now share this info with your friends who have little ones running around the house)
thank you youtube for this valuable info.
If you want to nap while the kids are home, just say "Wake me up in 30 minutes so we can clean the house."
They will then do literally anything to avoid waking you.
(now share this info with your friends who have little ones running around the house)
thank you youtube for this valuable info.
seen on Youtube:
I sued the airline for losing my luggage.
I lost my case.
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Do gun manuals have a troubleshooting section???
I sued the airline for losing my luggage.
I lost my case.
&
Do gun manuals have a troubleshooting section???
in the event you found a raccoon in your garage recently it may have origniated by this:
OK, so the next time your in for your annual review, remember this line:
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northcreek
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What was the football coach yelling to the vending machine that
ate his money?
He was saying "give my my quarterback"
ate his money?
He was saying "give my my quarterback"
For the cost of new or used cars during Covid...
Mooseman
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20 Love and Marriage Cartoons That Are Hilariously Accurate
Can you relate to these cartoons about the realism of romance? Our editors rounded up the funniest (and most realistic) love cartoons.
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So I saw a donkey starting to cross the road. And I saw him look BOTH ways before crossing. What a smart ass.
funny tee-shirts:
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flyboy2610
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Love the little guy in the "My Daddy is a Geek" outfit!
I searched and found it on Amazon. My son and his GF are expecting a boy in March. We will DEFINITELY be getting one of those!
I searched and found it on Amazon. My son and his GF are expecting a boy in March. We will DEFINITELY be getting one of those!
Star Trek fans:
How many ears did Mr. Spock have?
Three. Mr. Spock had the left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier.
How many ears did Mr. Spock have?
Three. Mr. Spock had the left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier.
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Just try not to laugh after reading this comment:
