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TollKeeper

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Of course it leaks! That's how I know it still has oil in it!
The old Harley Davidson adage.. If there aint no oil under it, there aint no oil in it.
 

Mooseman

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Dec 4, 2011
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Ottawa, ON
SOUL DESTROYING​


My wife said, “You’re not the dumbest guy in the world.”
I thought, “Not bad!”
Then she added, “But you better hope he doesn’t die!”
 

Redbeard

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Jan 26, 2013
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PRO TIP: NAPPING

If you want to nap while the kids are home, just say "Wake me up in 30 minutes so we can clean the house."

They will then do literally anything to avoid waking you. :celebrate:

(now share this info with your friends who have little ones running around the house)
thank you youtube for this valuable info.
 

TollKeeper

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Mooseman

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Ottawa, ON
Wish we had those here. (DEF dispensers, not idiots ):dielaugh:
 
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Mooseman

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Ain't that the truth!
 
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Mooseman

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TollKeeper

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flyboy2610

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Lincoln, Ne.
Love the little guy in the "My Daddy is a Geek" outfit!
I searched and found it on Amazon. My son and his GF are expecting a boy in March. We will DEFINITELY be getting one of those! :biggrin:
 

Mooseman

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Ottawa, ON
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