So, the other day my alternator came up to me and asked me to go to lunch with him. I said, "Are you sure?" he said, "Yes, I am positive" LOL
When the bill came he insisted on paying. The waitress put down the check and he took one look at it and squealed for her to come back.
He said, " What is this? $16 each for Hamburgers; that's a bit steep don't you think????
She said, " I thought all of you alternators are used to getting overcharged ! )