The COVID escape room

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You know the mask wearing ones still believe in Santa like the other BS they are scared of.



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Before Christmas Cookies and Raspberry Jam,
Here’s One Last Word, from a Christmas ‘Ham’
I know I have to Stammer and Stutter,
As l Say Good-Bye to my Dear Ol' Mutter
So before you find me on your Dinner Plate…
Here’s a Christmas Song... Won’t THAT be Great?’

 
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Medical experts today were asked if it is time to ease the COVID lockdowns. Some of their comments were to the point.
Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve.

Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

Many Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!”

Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and pharmacists claimed it would be a bitter pill to swallow.

Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter.”

Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but Urologists were pissed off by the whole idea.

Anesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, and Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in politics.
 
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Was gonna go through insurance but sold the plywood and bought a brand new car.

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Wow, been a while since anything was posted here, but it's still relevant.

Really bummed that soon, I will have to stop cancelling plans “due to Covid” and start cancelling plans with my usual bag of petty lies.
 

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