The COVID escape room

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When we come out of this mess, we will be:

a Hunk,

a Chunk, or

a Drunk
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For Those of Us With "Kabin Fever Kidz" ..Browse THIS page from Top To Bottom for the Gear that will allow them to "Get Out On The Road"...WITHOUT actually .."Getting Out On The Road..":

 
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And now… from “The KOVID Kitty Litter Theater”...

“Open The Pod Bay Doors… HAL…”


“Open The POOPER Bay Doors...HAL...”


...Once again… “Life… Imitates ART…”
 
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COVID – 19 PRODUCT RELEASE

Apple has released a stylish new face mask for just $79
(official Apple-compatible straps sold separately for $12,000 each)

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After a more sophisticated pandemic look? You might be in luck. Tech giant Apple has announced a sleek new facial mask offering that it says perfectly balances form and functionality.

Named the iMask, the new facial covering sits snuggly around your nose and mouth, unless you own a Samsung in which case it won’t fit on your face at all.

At just $79 for the entry-level model (the iMask+ is $799) it’s fairly priced for such a beautifully designed piece. Although the company said that customers would need to purchase official Apple compatible straps separately. They cost $12,000 each.

Apple CEO Tim Cook said the unique breathable fabric would allow Apple iMask users to talk to one another seamlessly. Wearers will be able to talk to friends and family wearing different masks, using a separate connector available exclusively at Apple stores or official on-sellers.

Cook said the iMask2, currently in development, would use an entirely different strap system.
 
New and easy test for COVID – 19

Take a glass and pour a decent dram of your favourite Whiskey ( or Gin or Rum), then see if you can smell it.

If you can, then you are halfway there.

Then drink it, and if you can taste it, it is reasonable to assume you are currently free of the Virus.

I tested myself nine times last night and was Virus-free every time ….. thank goodness!

I will have to test myself again today though as I have developed a headache, which can also be one of the symptoms.
 
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I tried to tell "The Big White Phone" in the BR a "COVID TEEPEE" Joke. Judging from his expression in the picture, he seemed to appreciate the effort. And then he mentioned something about 'Leave me a "Light" on in here so I can finish my Stogie... after You finish Dropping Yours... Light a Match...Know what I Mean, Vern?':

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This Clever and Funny Tune from Lonnie Donergan made the Top Ten in the Summer of 1960 in Great Britain and took the USA by Storm as well. It is an ABSOLOOT HOOT for the Young Kids to listen to and memorize as a sing along with whenever they Get Bored and have to stay Indoors on COVID Rainy Days:

The 45 RPM record Version:.


The Adult “BLUE” LIVE PG Version with Sub-Titles:

 
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You "Young Whipper-Snappers" will be aghast at this Video... but the Well Seasoned Elder GMTN Members among us will probably get a Kick out of THIS Video:

(PG Rated)

 
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