... and/or the people turning right, from a dedicated turning lane, with a yield sign, into a dedicated turning lane with a merge lane ahead of them and who STOP at the yield sign and wait until all lanes are clear (despite the empty turn/merge lane right in front of their noses) because it takes 3 whole lanes to turn their #$$%ing compact econobox onto a new street.Wyle said:Oh you do NOT want to get me started (but you did).
#1 - People who do not know how merging traffic works!!!
Whether its people who try to get on the 65mph freeway when they're pedaling along at 40 on the onramp, the ones who see no issues with blindly wandering into the next lane when theirs is ending, or the one who actually pulls out of the line of merged car, passes a bunch by using the lane that ends soon, and then forces his way back into line. Was behind one once that actually scraped fenders at the choke point, which then blocked the only open lane.
Flash your lights at me from behind and you will see who has better brakes. I HATE people who think they are more important and can direct me as to how to drive. (I always do the speed limit-ish, so not slow really)jsheahawk said:I only read page one and five, so I'm sure it's been said, but it's worth saying again:
People who drive slowly in the fast lane, AND they don't move when I flash my motherfucking lights at them. Ram, ram, RAM!
I won't just run up on their asses and start flashing. I'll be in the fast lane, get behind them, wait, wait, freaking wait some more...THEN flash my lights a couple times. No crazy flashing and honking or anything. Just a friendly, "Hey, in case you didn't see me, I'm back here and would like to sneak by."HARDTRAILZ said:Flash your lights at me from behind and you will see who has better brakes. I HATE people who think they are more important and can direct me as to how to drive. (I always do the speed limit-ish, so not slow really)
Especially when you miss the turn light because of it. Pisses me off to no end.Blckshdw said:Back on topic, I hate it when traffic is pulling up to a red light, and you need to get in the turn lane (either side). The vehicle in front of you stops well short of the vehicle in front of them, leaving a big gap. You are right near the beginning of the turn lane with your signal on, and there's enough room for you to pull to the side where the driver in front of you can see your turn signal in their side mirror, but they don't move up to let you pass.
Sadly, they will never come to understand why one shouldn't do this.jbones said:When folks spin the cylinder and then jerk/flip the cylinder into the frame while still spinning, or just slam it home. Hard on cylinder stop, yoke /crane.
Amen brother...the gallon freezer bags from Aldi are a great replacement.Blckshdw said:Here's a new one I've developed over the last few months...
When you have a new resealable bag of food, that has one of those wannabe Ziplock deals on it. You tear off the top strip where it's perforated, and the zip strips are locked together, so you grip the sides of the bag and pull.
Instead of the zip strips separating from each other, one of them separates from its side of the bag, so it can't be resealed on its own anymore.
You don't want to see one of my 49ers t-shirts...bought it in 97 when I was there and there's more holes than shirt!Blckshdw said:When you go to put on your favorite shirt, and notice a rip/tear/hole that wasn't there before, and you have no idea how it got there.
Are you on the plane getting the eye and next to the guy that farted?When you catch cute girls checking you out, and when you flash em a smile, they try to play it off like they weren't looking. Be better at eyeballing people if your man is nearby!
Another one, when people fart in an airplane. That right there is grounds for a beat down! At least in an elevator, you can get out in a few seconds.