Finally (!) got the Envoy's A/C block-off kit today.
I really don't know who has their hands in the scam of 'quick shipping', only to watch the package take a week to actually *get* to the actual carrier.
Actually, I do know -- and there's a few hands in this sh!t stew.
eBay (in this case) or Amazon (non-prime / non-Amzn fulfillment items) instantaneously notifies the seller of the order (in this case, I ordered on Monday, May 21, with a 'promise date' of 'by' June 1 -- and as we all know, the word 'by' *implicitly* suggests it could arrive sooner; that June 1st is the latest it could arrive). I'm thinking "maybe before Memorial Day?", but I should be laughing derisively, instead.
Now... from the cozy comfort of their (home) office chair,
usually within an hour or two, they print the USPS shipping label, or enter the UPS / FedEx waybill in those systems, etc. This immediately generates a tracking # (for the gullible), and notifies the buyer, who thinks... "great... it's shipped!" No, sonny... your order hasn't even been
processed yet, as you'll find out when tracking tells you the label's printed, and they're eagerly awaiting arrival of your package.
But - the
one piece of useful info they give you... is the shipping location (in my case, coming from Hebron, KY, which is basically a suburb of Cincinnati, OH.) Again, the gullible amongst us say... "gee, that's only a day or so away, from my home". Sit down, sonny... it ain't time to check the mailbox for awhile, yet.
As it turns out, in my case, the seller printed out the label 2 days (!) later... on May 23rd, as I check the tracking history while I'm writing this. Remember -- *nothing* has actually shipped. Because the seller doesn't *have* the product in his possession. Wait... wut?
One day later (May 24), USPS sends two messages: "We're waiting for the package", and "the package has departed the shipping partner site". There, my son, is the 'tell'... the 'shipping partner'... some warehouse (which could be anywhere in the world, although eBay promised it would be shipped from a US location (further implying a quick delivery process).
All messages now stop, until USPS actually gets their hands on the package. That took... SIX DAYS, thanks in part to the holiday weekend. Late Sunday afternoon (May 30), while I'm watching the Indy 500 finish up (gotta love Castroneves!) , I get a text from USPS saying that the package was 'processed through distribution facility' ... in Indianapolis (I'll skip the irony here... but it's interesting that USPS didn't get that package anywhere near Hebron, KY or Cincinnati, OH, huh? Now you get an idea of 'shipping partner', junior. Nice, huh?)
BTW... for the uninitiated... Indianapolis is a MAJOR shipping hub for UPS, FedEx, and USPS. If DPRK or anyone else ever lob over an ICBM, it's not headed for a population center. It's headed for Nap Town... Circle City. Logistics rules the world. Mark my words.
As an aside... did you know the Indy cars now run 2.2L Honda (and Chevrolet!) turbocharged V6s, instead of the naturally aspirated V8s (which were also (exclusively) Honda provided)? I didn't (shows how much I follow IndyCar, eh? They've been running this engine since the early aughts, per Wikipedia, and it's about to be replaced by another new engine -- which has a hybrid-style 'boost' system (stores regenerative electricity, so the driver can add it for a HP boost when needed, from a button on the wheel) But I digress.
We're now at Monday, May 31st, which is Memorial Day. Nothing moves during the day, of course. But I do get an update at 11:30-ish PM that the package has now 'left the facility'.
"Ok! Great! It should be in Chicago in 24hrs, or so, right?"
Nope. You are *so* naive, kid. Go play in traffic.
June 2nd arrives, and USPS sends an update... stating that the package has 'left the facility'. Wait - it was supposed to have left 2 DAYS ago! Well, kid... that's when the shipping container it was in left the
building, and was loaded on a truck. The truck *itself* didn't leave the lot until 9:30am, two days later, when it was full enough to drive to IL and points west. And the bar coding on the truck triggers the second notification as it heads out the departure gate. Gotta love being kept informed, huh?
Now... are you sitting down? That truck (finally) left Indy @ 9:30am June 2nd.
It *arrived* at my local distribution center (in Palatine, IL - it processes mail for most of IL, north of the Chicago city limits) -- at 1:44pm -- THE SAME DAY. So our package, which was entered into the system on May 21... actually
only traveled from Indy to Palatine... in FOUR HOURS and change. Yes, there's a 1hr time zone difference - but that's travel from east -> west, where you gain time.
Once a package gets to Palatine, I know I'll have it quickly, from there.
Sure enough, it left Palatine at about 4am this morning, and was at my local post office about an hour later. By 6am, it was listed as 'out for delivery', and it finally hit my mailbox at 11:30am today, every one of those updates triggering an SMS on my phone.
For those counting, that's 13 days from the day I placed the order, to the day I actually received it. Actual 'travel time', between Indy and my local post office (good people, there)... was five (!) hours
Now... there
was a holiday weekend in there, and there's obviously some needed time to get the thing routed from destination to destination. So where does the blame go?
Most of it goes to... the 'shipping partner' (e.g.; the warehouse, which basically sat on the order until they had to ship it to meet the commitment date (which they still missed, due to the holiday).
2nd place goes to... eBay, for their misleading language about how fast the package *could* get there, as opposed to when it actually did.
Our seller gets 3rd, because he sat on the order for two days, before printing the label and starting the process. Oh, and guess where the seller actually is? (my guess, based on his name & language it was written in (Han Chinese), which I put into Google translate). Yeah... China. I sh!t you not. Obviously, he has no idea that he loses 4 days with the US holiday weekend.
USPS gets 4th place, for the delays they introduced into the process, but probably more so for the misleading status messages ('leaving' a facility two days earlier than it actually did, etc.)
That's how order fulfillment, logistics, and package delivery works, kids.
And with that, I'm (finally) done.