Jokes and Riddles

[movietvet]

 

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[Mooseman]

Anybody else already sick and tired of hearing her?

 

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[flyboy2610]

Little Ole came walking up the path to the schoolhouse one day at lunchtime.
"Ole!" said the teacher in a very irate tone of voice."Where have you been all morning?"
Ole replied "I had to take our registered bull over to our neighbor to service one of his cows."
"Well, couldn't your father have done that?"
Ole thought for a moment. "Yeah, I suppose so. But Pa ain't registered."

 

[dhanger]

That takes me back; my maternal grandparents immigrated from Norway early 1900's and of course settled in Minnesota. They produced for us 6 uncles and 3 aunts (plus Mom) and there were plenty of Sven and Ole jokes. They also had a thing with limberger cheese and farts...

 

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[dhanger]

I think Gamera would have been a better choice myself, but maybe he's currently on ice.

 

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[Mooseman]

EXCLUSIVE: Police investigate man who is married to multiple women​

EXCLUSIVE: Police investigate man who is married to multiple women

Police in B.C. are now investigating the strange case of a former U.S. Marine and MMA fighter who married four women in a row without divorcing his previous spouses.

www.cp24.com

Never mind HOW he did it, the real question is WHY????

 

[azswiss]

It's the MMA if you ask me . . . he's clearly used to stepping back in to the ring and being kicked in the head.