Boom, your taking a trip around the world. But your latest buddy Mathew, the Hurricane, is traveling with you tho and taking you along at 145 mph. Round and round you go. Think of the free airfare you get.
I wish I had a kite to fly.
“The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits.”
Poof---Snowmobile trip is going perfectly, riding along and the snow gives way and you are entering a cave with your sons just behind, down, down you go until you think it has to end, but it won't you ride and ride in this steep dark cave and have no way to turn or stop. Hours slide by until finally you are out of fuel and coasting down this endless cave. Then you arrive at a room with no exits but the way you came and no fuel to ride out, so you must climb out. 3 weeks and 100 lbs lighter you emerge to find the world has ended and you are the sole survivors.
Poof, out of the sky, this beautiful 6 bay garage with lifts, full tools and equipment, bathroom with shower, loft and kitchen floats down from the sky. Unfortunately, it lands right on your wife, who has the deed to the property in her name, which now includes the garage on the property. She has willed the property to her lover who promptly kicks you out.
I wish for just one bottle of the absolute best beer in the world.
*Poof* That majestic legendary oh-so rare best beer in all of the world appears before you shimmering and glowing in all it's profoundness! You drink it all, "Boy that was good!", but once the bottle is empty you notice something in the bottom of the glass. A small note in red lettering reads: "Cyanide was infused with this beer, oops! Hope you enjoyed!". You shortly croak a few seconds later.
Wham...TURBO ENGAGED. You got a badass turbo setup and its turning out north of 800 HP, but the rear end explodes everytime you give it more than 10% throttle so you have to baby it and cant even run as fast as stock.
Wham, you have a clone so you are in two places but being a copy, it's not quite all there, actually pretty dumb, tries to rob a bank but the Ford getaway truck goes into REP and won't go faster than 10mph, gets caught, blames you and you both go to jail.
Wish I could buy a beautiful house in Nova Scotia facing the ocean.
Wham! You have this most beautiful mug and is refilled with the best coffee in the world by the most beautiful woman carrying a carafe made of gold but she complains CONSTANTLY about how heavy and tiring it is so you stop drinking the coffee so she would shut the hell up!
I wish I could eat as much as I want without gaining any weight.