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I doubt that you'll find anything Quick and Dirty Stateside... The Damned Things have the Look and Shape of 'T-Rex Incisors' and are probably even MORE scarce. Perhaps Aliexpress.com has a 3-5 Day DHL Air-Mail Upgrade Option that WOULD cost a bit more; but still substantially cut down on the S&H Delivery ETA. That Angle is probably worth investigating.