This or That

[HARDTRAILZ]

Only before


Squat
or
Jump

 

[CaptainKD]

squat.

poke you fat
or
jiggle your fat?

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Jiggles for giggles


Flip
or
Tumble

 

[CaptainKD]

Tumble.

Summersalt
or
cart wheel?

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Cartwheel

Library
or
Redbox

 

[CaptainKD]

Library.

Support a band
or
Not support a band

 

[dmanns67]

Support.

Support a website
or
Browse for free

 

[ChevyIIfan]

free.

Sweetarts
or
Twizzlers
or
Whoppers

 

[dmanns67]

Twiz.

Fruit
or
Candy

 

[CaptainKD]

Fruit.

I'm lovin it
or
just do it?

 

[Capote]

Just do it

Cheerios

Or

Corn flakes

 

[CaptainKD]

Cheerios.

Oatmeal
Or
Grapefruit

 

[dmanns67]

Oatmeal.

Cream
Or
Sugar

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Sugar

Dry
Or
Damp

 

[dmanns67]

Dry.

Big
Or
Small

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Big


Dry or wet dogfood?

 

[CaptainKD]

Wet. Everyone likes it wet, no?

Table
or
Chair?

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Table. More useful.

Chair
or
Couch

 

[CaptainKD]

Couch. Like a boss.

Internet
or
Interwebs?

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

interwebs


Smart phone
or
Tablet

 

[CaptainKD]

Smartphone.

Wear your shoes on the wrong feet for an entire day
or
Wear your pants backwards all day?

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

backward pants.

Backhoe
or
Bulldozer

 

[CaptainKD]

Bulldozer.

Dig for diamonds
or
Dig for gold?

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Gold

Ruby
Or
Silver

 

[CaptainKD]

Ruby.

Keep your phone in your front pants pocket
or
Keep your phone in your back pants pocket (like a dumb girl)

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Front

Phone in pocket or phone in hand

 

[CaptainKD]

Pocket.

Phone with a case
or
Phone without a case?

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

cased.

Rob a bank
or
Hold up a train


back in the wild west days?

 

[CaptainKD]

Hold up a train. Rob all the passengers and make nice nice with the purty ladies

Diamond plate
or
Plexi-glass?

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Diamond Plate

Necklace
or
Ring

 

[CaptainKD]

Necklace. So I can snatch it off your neck like in the movies.

Quite keyboard
or
loud keyboard?

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Quiet

Free speech
Or
Free wings

 

[CaptainKD]

Free Speech.

Talk to cops
or
Don't talk to cops?

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Talk to em


Anchorman
or
anchorman 2

 

[CaptainKD]

Anchorman 1.

On board air compressor
or
Gas station air compressor?

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

On board

Ace Ventura
or
Tommy Boy

 

[CaptainKD]

Tommy Boy.

Insulated lunch bag
or
leftover grocery bag?

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

insulated

camo
or
purple

 

[Sib]

Camo fo sho yo

Beard
Or
Mustache

 

[HARDTRAILZ]

Beard. I am a man!


Trim beard
or
Caveman beard